ivanoff- 第4部分

ZINAIDA。　Why　do　you　bring　the　tea　in　like　that？　Go　and　fetch　some
jam　to　eat　with　it！

MARTHA。　No　thank　you；　none　for　me；　don't　trouble　yourself。　＇A
pause。＇

FIRST　GUEST。　＇To　MARTHA＇　Did　you　come　through　Mushkine　on　your
way　here？

MARTHA。　No；　I　came　by　way　of　Spassk。　The　road　is　better　that　way。

FIRST　GUEST。　Yes；　so　it　is。

KOSICH。　Two　in　spades。

GEORGE。　Pass。

AVDOTIA。　Pass。

SECOND　GUEST。　Pass。

MARTHA。　The　price　of　lottery　tickets　has　gone　up　again；　my　dear。
I　have　never　known　such　a　state　of　affairs。　The　first　issue　is
already　worth　two　hundred　and　seventy　and　the　second　nearly　two
hundred　and　fifty。　This　has　never　happened　before。

ZINAIDA。　How　fortunate　for　those　who　have　a　great　many　tickets！

MARTHA。　Don't　say　that；　dear；　even　when　the　price　of　tickets　is
high　it　does　not　pay　to　put　one's　capital　into　them。

ZINAIDA。　Quite　true；　and　yet；　my　dear；　one　never　can　tell　what
may　happen。　Providence　is　sometimes　kind。

THIRD　GUEST。　My　impression　is；　ladies；　that　at　present　capital　is
exceedingly　unproductive。　Shares　pay　very　small　dividends；　and
speculating　is　exceedingly　dangerous。　As　I　understand　it；　the
capitalist　now　finds　himself　in　a　more　critical　position　than　the
man　who…

MARTHA。　Quite　right。

FIRST　GUEST　yawns。

MARTHA。　How　dare　you　yawn　in　the　presence　of　ladies？

FIRST　GUEST。　I　beg　your　pardon！　It　was　quite　an　accident。

ZINAIDA　gets　up　and　goes　out　through　the　door　on　the　right。

GEORGE。　Two　in　hearts。

SECOND　GUEST。　Pass。

KOSICH。　Pass。

MARTHA。　＇Aside＇　Heavens！　This　is　deadly！　I　shall　die　of　ennui。

Enter　ZINAIDA　and　LEBEDIEFF　through　the　door　on　the　right。

ZINAIDA。　Why　do　you　go　off　by　yourself　like　a　prima　donna？　Come
and　sit　with　our　guests！

＇She　sits　down　in　her　former　place。＇

LEBEDIEFF。　＇Yawning＇　Oh；　dear；　our　sins　are　heavy！　＇He　catches
sight　of　MARTHA＇　Why；　there　is　my　little　sugar…plum！　How　is　your
most　esteemed　highness？

MARTHA。　Very　well；　thank　you。

LEBEDIEFF。　Splendid；　splendid！　＇He　sits　down　in　an　armchair＇
Quite　rightOh；　Gabriel！

GABRIEL　brings　him　a　glass　of　vodka　and　a　tumbler　of　water。　He
empties　the　glass　of　vodka　and　sips　the　water。

FIRST　GUEST。　Good　health　to　you！

LEBEDIEFF。　Good　health　is　too　much　to　ask。　I　am　content　to　keep
death　from　the　door。　＇To　his　wife＇　Where　is　the　heroine　of　this
occasion；　Zuzu？

KOSICH。　＇In　a　plaintive　voice＇　Look　here；　why　haven't　we　taken
any　tricks　yet？　＇He　jumps　up＇　Yes；　why　have　we　lost　this　game
entirely；　confound　it？

AVDOTIA。　＇Jumps　up　angrily＇　Because；　friend；　you　don't　know　how
to　play　it；　and　have　no　right　to　be　sitting　here　at　all。　What
right　had　you　to　lead　from　another　suit？　Haven't　you　the　ace
left？　＇They　both　leave　the　table　and　run　forward。＇

KOSICH。　＇In　a　tearful　voice＇　Ladies　and　gentlemen；　let　me
explain！　I　had　the　ace；　king；　queen；　and　eight　of　diamonds；　the
ace　of　spades　and　one；　just　one；　little　heart；　do　you　understand？
Well；　she；　bad　luck　to　her；　she　couldn't　make　a　little　slam。　I
said　one　in　no…trumps…　*

*The　game　played　is　vint；　the　national　card…game　of　Russia　and
the　direct　ancestor　of　auction　bridge；　with　which　it　is　almost
identical。　＇translator's　note＇

AVDOTIA。　＇Interrupting　him＇　No；　I　said　one　in　no…trumps；　you　said
two　in　no…trumps…

KOSICH。　This　is　unbearable！　Allow　meyou　hadI　hadyou　had
＇To　LEBEDIEFF＇　But　you　shall　decide　it；　Paul：　I　had　the　ace；
king；　queen；　and　eight　of　diamonds…

LEBEDIEFF。　＇Puts　his　fingers　into　his　ears＇　Stop；　for　heaven's
sake；　stop！

AVDOTIA。　＇Yelling＇　I　said　no…trumps；　and　not　he！

KOSICH。　＇Furiously＇　I'll　be　damned　if　I　ever　sit　down　to　another
game　of　cards　with　that　old　cat！

He　rushes　into　the　garden。　The　SECOND　GUEST　follows　him。　GEORGE
is　left　alone　at　the　table。

AVDOTIA。　Whew！　He　makes　my　blood　boil！　Old　cat；　indeed！　You're　an
old　cat　yourself！

MARTHA。　How　angry　you　are；　aunty！

AVDOTIA。　＇Sees　MARTHA　and　claps　her　hands＇　Are　you　here；　my
darling？　My　beauty！　And　was　I　blind　as　a　bat；　and　didn't　see　you？
Darling　child！　＇She　kisses　her　and　sits　down　beside　her＇　How
happy　this　makes　me！　Let　me　feast　my　eyes　on　you；　my　milk…white
swan！　Oh；　oh；　you　have　bewitched　me！

LEBEDIEFF。　Why　don't　you　find　her　a　husband　instead　of　singing
her　praises？

AVDOTIA。　He　shall　be　found。　I　shall　not　go　to　my　grave　before　I
have　found　a　husband　for　her；　and　one　for　Sasha　too。　I　shall　not
go　to　my　grave　＇She　sighs＇　But　where　to　find　these　husbands
nowadays？　There　sit　some　possible　bridegrooms　now；　huddled
together　like　a　lot　of　half…drowned　rats！

THIRD　GUEST。　A　most　unfortunate　comparison！　It　is　my　belief；
ladies；　that　if　the　young　men　of　our　day　prefer　to　remain　single；
the　fault　lies　not　with　them；　but　with　the　existing；　social
conditions！

LEBEDIEFF。　Come；　enough　of　that！　Don't　give　us　any　mo　re
philosophy；　I　don't　like　it！

Enter　SASHA。　She　goes　up　to　her　father。

SASHA。　How　can　you　endure　the　stuffy　air　of　this　room　when　the
weather　is　so　beautiful？

ZINAIDA。　My　dear　Sasha；　don't　you　see　that　Martha　is　here？

SASHA。　I　beg　your　pardon。

＇She　goes　up　to　MARTHA　and　shakes　hands。＇

MARTHA。　Yes；　here　I　am；　my　dear　little　Sasha；　and　proud　to
congratulate　you。　＇They　kiss　each　other＇　Many　happy　returns　of
the　day；　dear！

SASHA。　Thank　you！　＇She　goes　and　sits　down　by　her　father。＇

LEBEDIEFF。　As　you　were　saying；　Avdotia　Nazarovna；　husbands　are
hard　to　find。　I　don't　want　to　be　rude；　but　I　must　say　that　the
young　men　of　the　present　are　a　dull　and　poky　lot；　poor　fellows！
They　can't　dance　or　talk　or　drink　as　they　should　do。

AVDOTIA。　Oh；　as　far　as　drinking　goes；　they　are　all　experts。　Just
give　themgive　them…

LEBEDIEFF。　Simply　to　drink　is　no　art。　A　horse　can　drink。　No；　it
must　be　done　in　the　right　way。　In　my　young　days　we　used　to　sit
and　cudgel　our　brains　all　day　over　our　lessons；　but　as　soon　as
evening　came　we　would　fly　off　on　some　spree　and　keep　it　up　till
dawn。　How　we　used　to　dance　and　flirt；　and　drink；　too！　Or
sometimes　we　would　sit　and　chatter　and　discuss　everything　under
the　sun　until　we　almost　wagged　our　tongues　off。　But　now　＇He
waves　his　hand＇　Boys　are　a　puzzle　to　me。　They　are　not　willing
either　to　give　a　candle　to　God　or　a　pitchfork　to　the　devil！　There
is　only　one　young　fellow　in　the　country　who　is　worth　a　penny；　and
he　is　married。　＇Sighs＇　They　say；　too；　that　he　is　going　crazy。

MARTHA。　Who　is　he？

LEBEDIEFF。　Nicholas　Ivanoff。

MARTHA。　Yes；　he　is　a　fine　fellow；　only　＇Makes　a　face＇　he　is　very
unhappy。

ZINAIDA。　How　could　he　be　otherwise；　poor　boy！　＇She　sighs＇　He　made
such　a　bad　mistake。　When　he　married　that　Jewess　of　his　he　thought
of　course　that　her　parents　would　give　away　whole　mountains　of
gold　with　her；　but；　on　the　contrary；　on　the　day　she　became　a
Christian　they　disowned　her；　and　Ivanoff　has　never　seen　a　penny
of　the　money。　He　has　repented　of　his　folly　now；　but　it　is　too
late。

SASHA。　Mother；　that　is　not　true！

MARTHA。　How　can　you　say　it　is　not　true；　Sasha；　when　we　all　know
it　to　be　a　fact？　Why　did　he　have　to　marry　a　Jewess？　He　must　have
had　some　reason　for　doing　it。　Are　Russian　girls　so　scarce？　No；　he
made　a　mistake；　poor　fellow；　a　sad　mistake。　＇Excitedly＇　And　what
on　earth　can　he　do　with　her　now？　Where　could　she　go　if　he　were　to
come　home　some　day　and　say：　〃Your　parents　have　deceived　me；　leave
my　house　at　once！〃　Her　parents　wouldn't　take　her　back。　She　might
find　a　place　as　a　house…maid　if　she　had　ever　learned　to　work；
which　she　hasn't。　He　worries　and　worries　her　now；　but　the　Count
interferes。　If　it　had　not　been　for　the　Count；　he　would　have
worried　her　to　death　long　ago。

AVDOTIA。　They　say　he　shuts　her　up　in　a　cellar　and　stuffs　her　with
garlic；　and　she　eats　and　eats　until　her　very　soul　reeks　of　it。
＇Laughter。＇

SASHA。　But；　father；　you　know　that　isn't　true！

LEBEDIEFF。　What　if　it　isn't；　Sasha？　Let　them　spin　yarns　if　it
amuses　them。　＇He　calls＇　Gabriel！

GABRIEL　brings　him　another　glass　of　vodka　and　a　glass　of　water。

ZINAIDA。　His　misfortunes　have　almost　ruined　him；　poor　man。　His
affairs　are　in　a　frightful　condition。　If　Borkin　did　not　take　such
good　charge　of　his　estate　he　and　his　Jewess　would　soon　be
starving　to　death。　＇She　sighs＇　And　what　anxiety　he　has　caused　us！
Heaven　only　knows　how　we　have　suffered。　Do　you　realise；　my　dear；
that　for　three　years　he　has　owed　us　nine　thousand　roubles？

MARTHA。　＇Horrified＇　Nine　thousand！

ZINAIDA。　Yes；　that　is　the　sum　that　my　dear　Paul　has　undertaken　to
lend　him。　He　never　knows　to　whom　it　is　safe　to　lend　money　and　to
whom　it　is　not。　I　don't　worry　about　the　principal；　but　he　ought
to　pay　the　interest　on　his　debt。

SASHA。　＇Hotly＇　Mamma；　you　have　already　discussed　this　subject　at
least　a　thousand　times！

ZINAIDA。　What　difference　does　it　make　to　you？　Why　should　you
interfere？

SASHA。　What　is　this　mania　you　all　have　for　gossiping　about　a　man
who　has　never　done　any　of　you　any　harm？　Tell　me；　what　harm　has　he
done　you？

THIRD　GUEST。　Let　me　say　two　words；　Miss　Sasha。　I　esteem　Ivanoff；
and　have　always　found　him　an　honourable　man；　but；　between
ourselves；　I　also　consider　him　an　adventurer。

SASHA。　I　congratulate　you　on　your　opinion！

THIRD　GUEST。　In　proof　of　its　truth；　permit　me　to　present　to　you
the　following　facts；　as　they　were　communicated　to　me　by　his
secretary；　or　shall　I　say　rather；　by　his　factotum；　Borkin。　Two
years　ago；　at　the　time　of　the　cattle　plague；　he　bought　some
cattle　and　had　them　insured

ZINAIDA。　Yes；　I　remember　hearing'　of　that。

THIRD　GUEST。　He　had　them　insured；　as　you　understand；　and　then
inoculated　them　with　the　disease　and　claimed　the　insurance。

SASHA。　Oh；　what　nonsense；　nonsense；　nonsense！　No　one　bought　or
inoculated　any　cattle！　The　story　was　invented　by　Borkin；　who　then
went　about　boasting　of　his　clever　plan。　Ivanoff　would　not　forgive
Borkin　for　two　weeks　after　he　heard　of　it。　He　is　only　guilty　of　a
weak　character　and　too　great　faith　in　humanity。　He　can't　make　up
his　mind　to　get　rid　of　that　Borkin；　and　so　all　his　possessions
have　been　tricked　and　stolen　from　him。　Every　one　who　has　had
anything　to　do　with　Ivanoff　has　taken　advantage　of　his　generosity
to　grow　rich。

LEBEDIEFF。　Sasha；　you　little　firebrand；　that　will　do！

SASHA。　Why　do　you　all　talk　like　this？　This　eternal　subject　of
Ivanoff；　Ivanoff；　a