and dine at a restaurateur's named Rose； who then enjoyed great celebrity
amongst the distinguished gastronomes。 I dined in company with M。
Carbonnet； a friend of Moreau's family； and two or three other persons。
Whilst we were at table in the rotunda we were informed by the waiter who
attended on us that General Moreau and his wife； with Lacuee and two
other military men； were in an adjoining apartment。 Suchet； who had
dined at Veri's； where he said everything was prodigiously dull； on
rising from the table joined Moreau's party。 These details we learned
from M。 Carbonnet； who left us for a few moments to see the General and
Madame Moreau。
Bonaparte's affectation in not inviting Moreau at the moment when the
latter had returned a conqueror from the army of the Rhine； and at the
same time the affectation of Moreau in going publicly the same day to
dine at another restaurateur's； afforded ground for the supposition that
the coolness which existed between them would soon be converted into
enmity。 The people of Paris naturally thought that the conqueror of
Marengo might； without any degradation； have given the conqueror of
Hohenlinden a seat at his table。
By the commencement of the year 1802 the Republic had ceased to be
anything else than a fiction； or an historical recollection。 All that
remained of it was a deceptive inscription on the gates of the Palace。
Even at the time of his installation at the Tuileries； Bonaparte had
caused the two trees of liberty which were planted in the court to be cut
down； thus removing the outward emblems before he destroyed the reality。
But the moment the Senatorial decisions of the 2d and 4th of August were
published it was evident to the dullest perceptions that the power of the
First Consul wanted nothing but a name。
After these 'Consultes' Bonaparte readily accustomed himself to regard
the principal authorities of the State merely as necessary instruments
for the exercise of his power。 Interested advisers then crowded round
him。 It was seriously proposed that he should restore the ancient
titles； as being more in harmony with the new power which the people had
confided to him than the republican forms。 He was still of opinion；
however； according to his phrase； that 〃the pear was not yet ripe；〃 and
would not hear this project spoken of for a moment。 〃All this；〃 he said
to me one day； 〃will come in good time； but you must see； Bourrienne；
that it is necessary I should； in the first place； assume a title； from
which the others that I will give to everybody will naturally take their
origin。 The greatest difficulty is surmounted。 There is no longer any
person to deceive。 Everybody sees as clear as day that it is only one
step which separates the throne from the Consulate for life。 However； we
must be cautious。 There are some troublesome fellows in the Tribunate；
but I will take care of them。〃
Whilst these serious questions agitated men's minds the greater part of
the residents at Malmaison took a trip to Plombieres。 Josephine；
Bonaparte's mother； Madame Beauharnais…Lavallette； Hortense； and General
Rapp； were of this party。 It pleased the fancy of the jocund company to
address to me a bulletin of the pleasant and unpleasant occurrences of
the journey。 I insert this letter merely as a proof of the intimacy
which existed between the writers and myself。 It follows； precisely as I
have preserved it； with the exception of the blots； for which it will be
seen they apologised。
AN ACCOUNT OF THE JOURNEY TO PLOMBIERES。
To the Inhabitants of Malmaison。
The whole party left Malmaison in tears； which brought on such dreadful
headaches that all the amiable persons were quite overcome by the idea of
the journey。 Madame Bonaparte； mere； supported the fatigues of this
memorable day with the greatest courage； but Madame Bonaparte；
Consulesse； did not show any。 The two young ladies who sat in the
dormouse； Mademoiselle Hortense and Madame Lavallette； were rival
candidates for a bottle of Eau de Cologne； and every now and then the
amiable M。 Rapp made the carriage stop for the comfort of his poor little
sick heart； which overflowed with bile： in fine； he was obliged to take
to bed on arriving at Epernay； while the rest of the amiable party tried
to drown their sorrows in champagne。 The second day was more fortunate
on the score of health and spirits； but provisions were wanting； and
great were the sufferings of the stomach。 The travellers lived on the
hope of a good supper at Toul； but despair was at its height when；
on arriving there； they found only a wretched inn； and nothing in it。
We saw some odd…looking folks there； which indemnified us a little for
spinach dressed in lamp…oil； and red asparagus fried with curdled milk。
Who would not have been amused to see the Malmaison gourmands seated at a
table so shockingly served！
In no record of history is there to be found a day passed in distress so
dreadful as that on which we arrived at Plombieres。 On departing from
Toul we intended to breakfast at Nancy； for every stomach had been empty
for two days； but the civil and military authorities came out to meet us；
and prevented us from executing our plan。 We continued our route；
wasting away； so that you might； see us growing thinner every moment。
To complete our misfortune； the dormouse； which seemed to have taken a
fancy to embark on the Moselle for Metz； barely escaped an overturn。
But at Plombieres we have been well compensated for this unlucky journey；
for on our arrival we were received with all kinds of rejoicings。 The
town was illuminated； the cannon fired； and the faces of handsome women
at all the windows give us reason to hope that we shall bear our absence
from Malmaison with the less regret。
With the exception of some anecdotes； which we reserve for chit…chat on
our return； you have here a correct account of our journey； which we； the
undersigned； hereby certify。
JOSEPHINE BONAPARTE。
BEAUHARNAIS…LAPALLETTE。
HORTENSE BEAUHARNAIS。
RAPP。
BONAPARTE； mere。
The company ask pardon for the blots。
21st Messidor。
It is requested that the person who receives this journal will show it to
all who take an interest in the fair travellers。
This journey to Plombieres was preceded by a scene which I should abstain
from describing if I had not undertaken to relate the truth respecting
the family of the First Consul。 Two or three days before her departure
Madame Bonaparte sent for me。 I obeyed the summons； and found her in
tears。 〃What a man…what a man is that Lucien！〃 she exclaimed in accents
of grief。 〃If you knew； my friend； the shameful proposals he has dared
to make to me！ 'You are going to the waters；' said he； 'you must get a
child by some other person since you cannot have one by him。' Imagine
the indignation with which I received such advice。 'Well；' he continued；
'if you do not wish it； or cannot help it； Bonaparte must get a child by
another woman； and you must adopt it； for it is necessary to secure an
hereditary successor。 It is for your interest； you must know that。'
'What； sir！' I replied； 'do you imagine the nation will suffer a bastard
to govern it？ Lucien！ Lucien！ you would ruin your brother！ This is
dreadful！ Wretched should I be； were any one to suppose me capable of
listening； without horror； to your infamous proposal！ Your ideas are
poisonous； your language horrible！''Well； Madame；' retorted he； 'all I
can say to that is； that I am really sorry for you！'〃
The amiable Josephine was sobbing whilst she described this scene to me；
and I was not insensible to the indignation which she felt。 The truth
is； that at that period Lucien； though constantly affecting to despise
power for himself； was incessantly labouring to concentrate it in the
hands of his brother； and he considered three things necessary to the
success of his views； namely； hereditary succession； divorce； and the
Imperial Government。
Lucien had a delightful house near Neuilly。 Some days before the
deplorable scene which I have related he invited Bonaparte and all the
inmates at Malmaison to witness a theatrical representation。 'Alzire'
was the piece performed。 Elise played Alzire； and Lucien； Zamore。 The
warmth of their declarations； the energetic expression of their gestures；
the too faithful nudity of costume； disgusted most of the spectators； and
Bonaparte more than any other。 When the play was over he was quite
indignant。 〃It is a scandal；〃 he said to me in an angry tone； 〃I ought
not to suffer such indecenciesI will give Lucien to understand that I
will have no more of it。〃 When his brother had resumed his own dress；
and came into the salon； he addressed him publicly； and gave him to
understand that he must for the future desist from such representations。
When we returned to Malmaison； he again spoke of what had passed with
dissatisfaction。 〃What！〃 said he； 〃when I am endeavouring to restore
purity of manners； my brother and sister must needs exhibit themselves
upon the boards almost in a state of nudity！ It is an insult！〃
Lucien had a strong predilection for theatrical exhibitions； to which he
attached great importance。 The fact is； he declaimed in a superior
style； and might have competed with the best professional actors。 It was
said that the turban of Orosmane； the costume of America； the Roman toga；
or the robe of the high priest of Jerusalem； all became him equally well；
and I believe that this was the exact truth。 Theatrical representations
were not confined to Neuilly。 We had our theatre and our company of
actors at Malmaison； but there everything was conducted with the greatest
decorum； and now that I have got behind the scenes； I will not quit them
until I have let the reader into the secrets of our drama。
By the direction of the First Consul a very pretty little theatre was
built at Malmaison。 Our usual actors were Eugene BEAUHARNAIS； Hortense；
Madame Murat； Lauriston； M。 Didelot； one of the prefects of the Palace；
some other individuals belonging to the First Consul's household； and
myself。 Freed from the cares of government； which we confined as much as
possi