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pair　of　canaries；　and　I　found　them　very　unsatisfying；　insipid



creatures。　But　I　should　love　to　have　a　little　dog　I　am　sure；　only　Miss



Blank　won't　hear　of　it。〃







〃Kong　Ho；〃　thought　this　person　inwardly；　〃not　in　vain　have　you　burnt



joss　sticks　unceasingly；　for　the　enchanting　one　has　said　into　your



eyes　that　she　would　love　to　partake　of　a　little　dog。　Assuredly　we　have



recently　consumed　the　cold　portion　of　sheep　on　more　occasions　than　a



strict　honourableness　could　require　of　those　who　pay　a　stated　sum　at



regular　intervals；　and　the　change　would　be　a　welcome　one。　As　she　truly



says；　the　flavour　even　of　canaries　is　trivial　and　insignificant　by



comparison。〃　During　the　period　of　dinnerwhich　consisted　of　eggs　and



green　herbs　of　the　fieldthis　person　allowed　the　contemplation　to



grow　within　him；　and　inspired　by　a　most　pleasant　and　disinterested



ambition　to　carry　out　the　expressed　wishes　of　the　one　who　had　spoken；



he　determined　that　the　matter　should　be　unobtrusively　arranged



despite　the　mercenary　opposition　of　the　Maidens　Blank。







This　person　had　already　learned　by　experience　that　dogs　are　rarely　if



ever　exposed　for　sale　in　the　stalls　of　the　meat　venders；　the　reason



doubtless　being　that　they　are　articles　of　excessive　luxury　and



reserved　by　law　for　the　rich　and　powerful。　Those　kept　by　private



persons　are　generally　closely　guarded　when　they　approach　a　desirable



condition　of　body；　and　the　hound　Hercules　would　not　prove　an



attractive　dish　to　those　who　had　known　him　in　life。　Nevertheless；　it



is　well　said；　〃The　Great　Wall　is　unsurmountable；　but　there　are　many



gaps　through；〃　and　that　same　evening　I　was　able　to　carry　the　first



part　of　my　well…intentioned　surprise　into　effect。







The　matter　now　involves　one　named　Herbert；　who　having　exchanged　gifts



of　betrothal　with　a　maiden　staying　at　the　house；　was　in　the　habit　of



presenting　himself　openly；　when　he　was　permitted　to　see　her；　after　the



manner　of　these　barbarians。　（Yet　even　of　them　the　more　discriminating



acknowledge　that　our　customs　are　immeasurably　superior；　for　when　I



explained　to　the　aged　father　of　the　Maidens　Blank　that　among　us　the



marriage　rites　are　irrevocably　performed　before　the　bride　is　seen



unveiled　by　man；　he　sighed　heavily　and　exclaimed　that　the　parents　of



this　country　had　much　to　learn。）







The　genial…minded　Herbert　had　already　acquired　for　himself　the



reputation　of　being　one　who　ceaselessly　removes　the　gravity　of　others；



both　by　word　and　action；　and　from　the　first　he　selected　this　obscure



person　for　his　charitable　purpose　to　a　most　flattering　extent。　Not



only　did　heon　the　pretext　that　his　memory　was　rebelliousinvariably



greet　me　as　〃Mr。　Hong　Kong；〃　but　on　more　than　one　occasion　he



insisted；　with　mirth…provoking　reference　to　certain　details　of　my



unbecoming　garments；　that　I　must　surely　have　become　confused　and　sent



a　Mrs。　Hong　Kong　instead　of　myself；　and　frequently　he　undermined　the



gravity　of　all　most　successfully　by　pulling　me　backwards　suddenly　by



the　pigtail；　with　the　plea　that　he　imagined　he　was　picking　up　his



riding…whip。　This　attractive　person　was　always　accompanied　by　a



formidable　dogof　convex　limbs；　shrunken　lip；　and　suspicious



demeanourwhich　he　called　Influenza；　to　the　excessive　amusement　of



those　to　whom　he　related　its　characteristics。　For　some　inexplicable



reason　from　the　first　it　regarded　my　lower　apparel　as　being　unsuitable



for　the　ordinary　occasions　of　life；　and　in　spite　of　the　low　hissing



call　by　which　its　master　endeavoured　to　attract　its　attention　to



himself；　it　devoted　its　energies　unceasingly　to　the　self…imposed　task



of　removing　them　fragment　by　fragment。　Nevertheless　it　was　a　dog　of



favourable　size　and　condition；　and　it　need　not　therefore　be　a　matter



for　surprise　that　when　the　intellectual　person　Herbert　took　his



departure　on　the　day　in　question　it　had　to　be　assumed　that　it　had



already　preceded　him。　Having　accomplished　so　much；　this　person　found



little　difficulty　in　preparing　it　tastefully　in　his　own　apartment；



and　making　the　substitution　on　the　following　day。







Although　his　mind　was　confessedly　enlarged　at　the　success　of　his



venture；　and　his　hopes　most　ornamentally　coloured　at　the　thought　of



the　adorable　one's　gratified　esteem　when　she　discovered　how　expertly



her　wishes　had　been　carried　out；　this　person　could　not　fail　to　notice



that　the　Maiden　Blank　was　also　materially　agitated　when　she



distributed　the　contents　of　the　dish　before　her。







〃Will　you；　of　your　enlightened　courtesy；　accept；　and　overlook　the



deficiencies　of；　a　portion　of　rabbit…pie；　O　high…souled　Mr。　Kong？〃　she



inquired　gracefully　when　this　insignificant　person　was　reached；　and；



concealing　my　many…hued　emotion　beneath　an　impassive　face；　I　bowed



agreeably　as　I　replied；　〃To　the　beggar；　black　bread　is　a　royal



course。〃







〃WHAT　pie　did　you　say；　dear？〃　whispered　another　autumnal　maiden；



when　all　had　partaken　somewhat；　and　at　her　words　a　most　consistently



acute　silence　involved　the　table。







〃II　don't　quite　know；〃　replied　the　one　of　the　upper　end；　becoming



excessively　devoid　of　complexion；　and　restraining　her　voice　she



forthwith　sent　down　an　attending　slave　to　inquire　closely。







At　this　point　a　person　of　degraded　ancestry　endeavoured　to　remove　the



undoubted　cloud　of　depression　by　feigning　the　nocturnal　cry　of　the



domestic　cat；　but　in　this　he　was　not　successful；　and　a　maiden



opposite；　after　fixedly　regarding　a　bone　on　her　plate；　withdrew



suddenly；　embracing　herself　as　she　went。　A　moment　later　the　slave



returned；　proclaiming　aloud　that　the　dish　which　had　been　prepared　for



the　occasion　had　now　been　accidentally　discovered　by　the　round…bodied



cook　beneath　the　cushions　of　an　arm…chair　（a　spot　by　no　means



satisfactory　to　this　person's　imagination　had　the　opportunities　at　his



disposal　been　more　diffuse）。







〃What；　then；　is　this　of　which　we　have　freely　partaken？〃　cried　they



around；　and；　in　the　really　impressive　silence　which　followed；　an



inopportune　person　discovered　a　small　silver　tablet　among　the



fragments　upon　his　plate；　and；　taking　it　up；　read　aloud　the　single



word；　〃Influenza。〃







During　the　day；　and　even　far　into　the　uncounted　gong…strokes　of　the



time　of　darkness；　this　person　had　frequently　remained　in　a　fascinated



contemplation　of　the　moment　when　he　should　reveal　himself　and　stand　up



to　receive　the　benevolently…expressed　congratulations　of　all　who　paid



an　agreed　sum　at　fixed　intervals；　and；　particularly；　the　dazzling



though　confessedly　unsettling　glance…thanks　of　the　celestially…formed



maiden　who　had　explicitly　stated　that　she　was　desirous　of　having　a



little　dog。　Now；　however；　when　this　part　of　the　enterprise　ought　to



have　taken　place；　I　found　myself　unable　to　evade　the　conclusion　that



some　important　detail　of　the　entire　scheme　had　failed　to　agree



harmoniously　with　the　rest；　and；　had　it　been　possible；　I　would　have



retired　with　unobtrusive　tact　and　permitted　another　to　wear



my　honourable　acquirements。　But；　for　some　reason；　as　I　looked　around　I



perceived　that　every　eye　was　fixed　upon　me　with　what　at　another　time



would　have　been　a　most　engaging　unanimity；　and；　although　I　bowed　with



undeterred　profusion；　and　endeavoured　to　walk　out　behind　an　expression



of　all…comprehensive　urbanity　that　had　never　hitherto　failed　me；　a



person　of　unsympathetic　outline　placed　himself　before　the　door；　and



two　others；　standing　one　on　each　side　of　me；　gave　me　to　understand



that　a　recital　of　the　full　happening　was　required　before　I　left　the



room。



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It　is　hopeless　to　expect　a　display　of　refined　intelligence　at　the



hands　of　a　people　sunk　in　barbarism　and　unacquainted　with　the



requirements　of　true　dignity　and　the　essentials　of　food　preparation。



On　the　manner　of　behaving　of　the　male　portion　of　those　present　this



person　has　no　inducement　whatever　to　linger。　Even　the　maiden　for　whom



he　had　accomplished　so　much；　after　the　nature　of　the　misunderstanding



had　been　made　plain　to　her；　uttered　only　a　single　word　of　approval；



which；　on　subsequently　consulting　a　book　of　interpretations；　this



person　found　to　indicate：　〃A　person　of　weak　intellect；　one　without　an



adequate　sense　of　the　proportion　and　fitness　of　things；　a　buffoon；　a



jester；　a　compound　of　gooseberries　scalded　and　crushed　with　cream〃；



but　although　each　of　these　definitions　may　in　a　way　be　regarded　as



applicable；　he　is　still　unable　to　decide　which　was　the　precise　one



intended。







With　salutations　of　filial　regard；　and　in　a　spirit　seven　times　refined



by　affliction　and　purified　by　vain　regrets。







KONG　HO。



（Upon　whose　tablet　posterity　will　perchance　inscribe　the　titles；



〃Ill…destined　but　Misjudged。〃）



















LETTER　III











Concerning　the　virtuous　amusements　of　both　old　and　young。　The



sit…round　games。　The　masterpiece　of　the　divine　Li　Tang；　and



its　reception　by　all；　including　that　same　Herbert。















VENERATED　SIRE　（whose　breadth　of　mind　is　so　well　developed　as　to　take



for　granted　boundless　filial　professions；　which；　indeed；　become　vapid



by　a　too　frequent　reiteration）；







Your　amiable　inquiry　as　to　how　the　barbarians　pass　their　time；　when



not　employed　in　affairs　of　commerce　or　in　worshipping　their　ancestors；



has　inspired　me　to　examine　the　matter　more　fully。　At　the　same　time



your　pleasantly…composed　aphorism　that　the　interior　nature　of　persons