manage it among us。〃
〃We will manage it AMONG us； for if the diet allowed should not
make you boisterously gay； I have a remedy behind； suited to your
temperament。 I am old…fashioned； and believe in the temperaments。〃
〃And what is that wemedy？〃
〃Try diet； and hard exercise； first。〃
〃Oh； yes； but let me know that wemedy。〃
〃I warn you it is what we call in medicine an heroic one。〃
〃Never mind。 I am despewate。〃
〃Well； then； the heroic remedyto be used only as a desperate
resort； mindyou must marry an Irishman。〃
This took the lady's breath away。
〃Mawwy a nice man？〃
〃A nice man； no。 That means a fool。 Marry scientificallya
precaution eternally neglected。 Marry a Hibernian gentleman； a
being as mercurial as you are lymphatic。〃
〃Mercurial！lymphatic！〃
〃Oh； hard words break no bones； ma'am。〃
〃No； sir。 And it is very curious。 No； I won't tell you。 Yes； I
will。 Hem II think I have noticed one。〃
〃One what？〃
〃One Iwishmandangling after me。〃
〃Then your ladyship has only to tighten the cordand HE'S done
for。〃
Having administered this prescription； our laughing philosopher
went off to Italy； and there fell in with some countrymen to his
mind； so he accompanied them to Egypt and Palestine。
His absence； and Lord Tadcaster's； made Rosa Staines's life
extremely monotonous。 Day followed day； and week followed week；
each so unvarying； that； on a retrospect； three months seemed like
one day。
And I think at last youth and nature began to rebel； and secretly
to crave some little change or incident to ruffle the stagnant
pool。 Yet she would not go into society； and would only receive
two or three dull people at the villa； so she made the very
monotony which was beginning to tire her； and nursed a sacred grief
she had no need to nurse； it was so truly genuine。
She was in this forlorn condition； when； one morning； a carriage
drove to the door； and a card was brought up to her〃Mr。 Reginald
Falcon。〃
Falcon's history； between this and our last advices； is soon
disposed of。
When； after a little struggle with his better angel； he rode past
his wife's gate； he intended； at first； only to go to Cape Town；
sell the diamonds； have a lark； and bring home the balance： but； as
he rode south； his views expanded。 He could have ten times the fun
in London； and cheaper； since he could sell the diamonds for more
money； and also conceal the true price。 This was the Bohemian's
whole mind in the business。 He had no designs whatever on Mrs。
Staines； nor did he intend to steal the diamonds； but to embezzle a
portion of the purchase…money； and enjoy the pleasures and vices of
the capital for a few months； then back to his milch cow； Phoebe；
and lead a quiet life till the next uncontrollable fit should come
upon him along with the means of satisfying it。
On the way； he read Staines's letter to Mrs。 Falcon； very
carefully。 He never broke the seal of the letter to Mrs。 Staines。
That was to be given her when he had broken the good news to her；
and this he determined to do with such skill； as should make Dr。
Staines very unwilling to look suspiciously or ill…naturedly into
money accounts。
He reached London； and being a thorough egotist； attended first to
his own interests； he never went near Mrs。 Staines until he had
visited every diamond merchant and dealer in the metropolis； he
showed the small stones to them all but he showed no more than one
large stone to each。
At last he got an offer of twelve hundred pounds for the small
stones； and the same for the large yellow stone； and nine hundred
pounds for the second largest stone。 He took this nine hundred
pounds； and instantly wrote to Phoebe； telling her he had a sudden
inspiration to bring the diamonds to England； which he could not
regret； since he had never done a wiser thing。 He had sold a
single stone for eight hundred pounds； and had sent the doctor's
four hundred pounds to her account in Cape Town； and as each sale
was effected； the half would be so remitted。 She would see by
that； he was wiser than in former days。 He should only stay so
long as might be necessary to sell them all equally well。 His own
share he would apply to paying off mortgages on the family estate；
of which he hoped some day to see her the mistress； or he would
send it direct to her； whichever she might prefer。
Now the main object of this artful letter was to keep Phoebe quiet；
and not have her coming after him； of which he felt she was very
capable。
The money got safe to Cape Town； but the letter to Phoebe
miscarried。 How this happened was never positively known； but the
servant of the lodging…house was afterwards detected cutting stamps
off a letter； so perhaps she had played that game on this occasion。
By this means； matters took a curious turn。 Falcon； intending to
lull his wife into a false security； lulled himself into that state
instead。
When he had taken care of himself； and got five hundred pounds to
play the fool with； then he condescended to remember his errand of
mercy； and he came down to Gravesend； to see Mrs。 Staines。
On the road； he gave his mind seriously to the delicate and
dangerous task。 It did not； however； disquiet him as it would you；
sir； or you； madam。 He had a great advantage over you。 He was a
liara smooth； ready； accomplished liarand he knew it。
This was the outline he had traced in his mind： he should appear
very subdued and sad； should wear an air of condolence。 But； after
a while； should say； 〃And yet men have been lost like that； and
escaped。 A man was picked up on a raft in those very latitudes；
and brought into Cape Town。 A friend of mine saw him； months
after； at the hospital。 His memory was shakencould not tell his
name； but in other respects he was all right again。〃
If Mrs。 Staines took fire at this； he would say his friend knew all
the particulars； and he would ask him； and so leave that to rankle
till next visit。 And having planted his germ of hope； he would
grow it； and water it； by visits and correspondence； till he could
throw off the mask； and say he was convinced Staines was alive： and
from that； by other degrees； till he could say； on his wife's
authority； that the man picked up at sea； and cured at her house；
was the very physician who had saved her brother's life： and so on
to the overwhelming proof he carried in the ruby ring and the letter。
I am afraid the cunning and dexterity； the subtlety and tact
required； interested him more in the commission than did the
benevolence。 He called； sent up his card； and composed his
countenance for his part； like an actor at the Wing。
〃Not at home。〃
He stared with amazement。
The history of a 〃Not at home〃 is not； in general； worth recording：
but this is an exception。
On receiving Falcon's card； Mrs。 Staines gave a little start； and
colored faintly。 She instantly resolved not to see him。 What！ the
man she had flirted with； almost jilted； and refused to marryhe
dared to be alive when her Christopher was dead； and had come there
to show her HE was alive！
She said 〃Not at home〃 with a tone of unusual sharpness and
decision； which left the servant in no doubt he must be equally
decided at the hall door。
Falcon received the sudden freezer with amazement。 〃Nonsense；〃
said he。 〃Not at home at this time of the morningto an old
friend！〃
〃Not at home；〃 said the man doggedly。
〃Oh； very well；〃 said Falcon with a bitter sneer； and returned to
London。
He felt sure she was at home； and being a tremendous egotist； he
said； 〃Oh！ all right。 If she would rather not know her husband is
alive； it is all one to me；〃 and he actually took no more notice of
her for a full week； and never thought of her； except to chuckle
over the penalty she was paying for daring to affront his vanity。
However； Sunday came； he saw a dull day before him； and so he
relented； and thought he would give her another trial。
He went down to Gravesend by boat； and strolled towards the villa。
When he was about a hundred yards from the villa； a lady； all in
black； came out with a nurse and child。
Falcon knew her figure all that way off； and it gave him a curious
thrill that surprised him。 He followed her； and was not very far
behind her when she reached the church。 She turned at the porch；
kissed the child earnestly； and gave the nurse some directions；
then entered the church。
〃Come；〃 said Falcon； 〃I'll have a look at her； any way。〃
He went into the church； and walked up a side aisle to a pillar；
from which he thought he might be able to see the whole
congregation； and； sure enough； there she sat； a few yards from
him。 She was lovelier than ever。 Mind had grown on her face with
trouble。 An angelic expression illuminated her beauty； he gazed on
her； fascinated。 He drank and drank her beauty two mortal hours；
and when the church broke up； and she went home； he was half afraid
to follow her； for he felt how hard it would be to say anything to
her but that the old love had returned on him with double force。
However； having watched her home； he walked slowly to and fro
composing himself for the interview。
He now determined to make the process of informing her a very long
one： he would spin it out； and so secure many a sweet interview
with her： and； who knows？ he might fascinate her as she had him；
and ripen gratitude into love； as he understood that word。
He called； he sent in his card。 The man went in； and came back
with a sonorous 〃Not at home。〃
〃Not at home？ nonsense。 Why； she is just come in from church。〃
〃Not at home；〃 said the man； evidently strong in his instructions。
Falcon turned white with rage at this second affront。 〃All the
worse for her；〃 said he； and turned on his heel。
He went home； raging with disappointment and wounded vanity； and
since such love as his is seldom very far from hatehe swore she
should never know from him that her husband was alive。 He even
moralized。 〃This comes of being so unselfish；〃 said he。 〃I'll
give that game up forever。〃
By and by； a mere negative revenge was not enough for him； and he
set his wits to work to make her smart。
He wrote to her from his lodgings：
DEAR MA