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own　arms。　　The　Princes　of　Mayo；　Donegal；　and　Connemara；　marched　by

the　side　of　their　young　and　royal　chieftain；　the　Prince　of

Ballybunion；　fourth　son　of　Daniel　the　First；　King　of　the　Emerald

Isle。





*　Were　these　in　any　way　related　to　the　chevaux…de…frise　on　which

the　French　cavalry　were　mounted？





Two　hosts　then；　one　under　the　Eagles；　and　surrounded　by　the

republican　imperialists；　the　other　under　the　antique　French　Lilies；

were　marching　on　the　French　capital。　　The　Duke　of　Brittany；　too；

confined　in　the　lunatic　asylum　of　Charenton；　found　means　to　issue　a

protest　against　his　captivity；　which　caused　only　derision　in　the

capital。　　Such　was　the　state　of　the　empire；　and　such　the　clouds

that　were　gathering　round　the　Sun　of　Orleans！





CHAPTER　IV。



THE　BATTLE　OF　RHEIMS。





It　was　not　the　first　time　that　the　King　had　had　to　undergo

misfortunes；　and　now；　as　then；　he　met　them　like　a　man。　　The　Prince

of　Joinville　was　not　successful　in　his　campaign　against　the

Imperial　Pretender：　and　that　bravery　which　had　put　the　British

fleet　to　flight；　was　found；　as　might　be　expected；　insufficient

against　the　irresistible　courage　of　native　Frenchmen。　　The　Horse

Marines；　not　being　on　their　own　element；　could　not　act　with　their

usual　effect。　　Accustomed　to　the　tumult　of　the　swelling　seas；　they

were　easily　unsaddled　on　terra　firma　and　in　the　Champagne　country。



It　was　literally　in　the　Champagne　country　that　the　meeting　between

the　troops　under　Joinville　and　Prince　Napoleon　took　place！　for

both　armies　had　reached　Rheims；　and　a　terrific　battle　was　fought

underneath　the　walls。　　For　some　time　nothing　could　dislodge　the

army　of　Joinville；　entrenched　in　the　champagne　cellars　of　Messrs。

Ruinart；　Moet；　and　others；　but　making　too　free　with　the　fascinating

liquor；　the　army　at　length　became　entirely　drunk：　on　which　the

Imperialists；　rushing　into　the　cellars；　had　an　easy　victory　over

them；　and；　this　done；　proceeded　to　intoxicate　themselves　likewise。



The　Prince　of　Joinville；　seeing　the　deroute　of　his　troops；　was

compelled　with　a　few　faithful　followers　to　fly　towards　Paris；　and

Prince　Napoleon　remained　master　of　the　field　of　battle。　　It　is

needless　to　recapitulate　the　bulletin　which　he　published　the　day

after　the　occasion；　so　soon　as　he　and　his　secretaries　were　in　a

condition　to　write：　eagles；　pyramids；　rainbows；　the　sun　of

Austerlitz；　&c。；　figured　in　the　proclamation；　in　close　imitation　of

his　illustrious　uncle。　　But　the　great　benefit　of　the　action　was

this：　on　arousing　from　their　intoxication；　the　late　soldiers　of

Joinville　kissed　and　embraced　their　comrades　of　the　Imperial　army；

and　made　common　cause　with　them。



〃Soldiers！〃　said　the　Prince；　on　reviewing　them　the　second　day　after

the　action；　〃the　Cock　is　a　gallant　bird；　but　he　makes　way　for　the

Eagle！　　Your　colors　are　not　changed。　　Ours　floated　on　the　walls　of

Moscowyours　on　the　ramparts　of　Constantine；　both　are　glorious。

Soldiers　of　Joinville！　we　give　you　welcome；　as　we　would　welcome

your　illustrious　leader；　who　destroyed　the　fleets　of　Albion。　　Let

him　join　us！　　We　will　march　together　against　that　perfidious　enemy。



〃But；　Soldiers！　intoxication　dimmed　the　laurels　of　yesterday's

glorious　day！　　Let　us　drink　no　more　of　the　fascinating　liquors　of

our　native　Champagne。　　Let　us　remember　Hannibal　and　Capua；　and；

before　we　plunge　into　dissipation；　that　we　have　Rome　still　to

conquer！



〃Soldiers！　　Seltzer…water　is　good　after　too　much　drink。　　Wait

awhile；　and　your　Emperor　will　lead　you　into　a　Seltzer…water

country。　　Frenchmen！　it　lies　BEYOND　THE　RHINE！〃



Deafening　shouts　of　〃Vive　l'Empereur！〃　saluted　this　allusion　of　the

Prince；　and　the　army　knew　that　their　natural　boundary　should　be

restored　to　them。　　The　compliments　to　the　gallantry　of　the　Prince

of　Joinville　likewise　won　all　hearts；　and　immensely　advanced　the

Prince's　cause。　　The　Journal　des　Debats　did　not　know　which　way　to

turn。　　In　one　paragraph　it　called　the　Emperor　〃a　sanguinary　tyrant；

murderer；　and　pickpocket；〃　in　a　second　it　owned　he　was　〃a

magnanimous　rebel；　and　worthy　of　forgiveness；〃　and；　after

proclaiming　〃the　brilliant　victory　of　the　Prince　of　Joinville；〃

presently　denominated　it　a　〃funeste　journee。〃



The　next　day　the　Emperor；　as　we　may　now　call　him；　was　about　to

march　on　Paris；　when　Messrs。　Ruinart　and　Moet　were　presented；　and

requested　to　be　paid　for　300；000　bottles　of　wine。　　〃Send　three

hundred　thousand　more　to　the　Tuileries；〃　said　the　Prince；　sternly：

〃our　soldiers　will　be　thirsty　when　they　reach　Paris。〃　　And　taking

Moet　with　him　as　a　hostage；　and　promising　Ruinart　that　he　would

have　him　shot　unless　he　obeyed；　with　trumpets　playing　and　eagles

glancing　in　the　sun；　the　gallant　Imperial　army　marched　on　their

triumphant　way。





CHAPTER　V。



THE　BATTLE　OF　TOURS。





We　have　now　to　record　the　expedition　of　the　Prince　of　Nemours

against　his　advancing　cousin；　Henry　V。　　His　Royal　Highness　could

not　march　against　the　enemy　with　such　a　force　as　he　would　have

desired　to　bring　against　them；　for　his　royal　father；　wisely

remembering　the　vast　amount　of　property　he　had　stowed　away　under

the　Tuileries；　refused　to　allow　a　single　soldier　to　quit　the　forts

round　the　capital；　which　thus　was　defended　by　one　hundred　and

forty…four　thousand　guns　（eighty…four…pounders）；　and　four　hundred

and　thirty…two　thousand　men：little　enough；　when　one　considers

that　there　were　but　three　men　to　a　gun。　　To　provision　this　immense

army；　and　a　population　of　double　the　amount　within　the　walls；　his

Majesty　caused　the　country　to　be　scoured　for　fifty　miles　round；　and

left　neither　ox；　nor　ass；　nor　blade　of　grass。　　When　appealed　to　by

the　inhabitants　of　the　plundered　district；　the　royal　Philip

replied；　with　tears　in　his　eyes；　that　his　heart　bled　for　themthat

they　were　his　childrenthat　every　cow　taken　from　the　meanest

peasant　was　like　a　limb　torn　from　his　own　body；　but　that　duty　must

be　done；　that　the　interests　of　the　country　demanded　the　sacrifice；

and　that　in　fact；　they　might　go　to　the　deuce。　　This　the　unfortunate

creatures　certainly　did。



The　theatres　went　on　as　usual　within　the　walls。　　The　Journal　des

Debats　stated　every　day　that　the　pretenders　were　taken；　the

Chambers　satsuch　as　remainedand　talked　immensely　about　honor；

dignity；　and　the　glorious　revolution　of　July；　and　the　King；　as　his

power　was　now　pretty　nigh　absolute　over　them；　thought　this　a　good

opportunity　to　bring　in　a　bill　for　doubling　his　children's

allowances　all　round。



Meanwhile　the　Duke　of　Nemours　proceeded　on　his　march；　and　as　there

was　nothing　left　within　fifty　miles　of　Paris　wherewith　to　support

his　famished　troops；　it　may　be　imagined　that　he　was　forced　to

ransack　the　next　fifty　miles　in　order　to　maintain　them。　　He　did　so。

But　the　troops　were　not　such　as　they　should　have　been；　considering

the　enemy　with　whom　they　had　to　engage。



The　fact　is；　that　most　of　the　Duke's　army　consisted　of　the　National

Guard；　who；　in　a　fit　of　enthusiasm；　and　at　the　cry　of　〃LA　PATRIE　EN

DANGER〃　having　been　induced　to　volunteer；　had　been　eagerly　accepted

by　his　Majesty；　anxious　to　lessen　as　much　as　possible　the　number　of

food…consumers　in　his　beleaguered　capital。　　It　is　said　even　that　he

selected　the　most　gormandizing　battalions　of　the　civic　force　to

send　forth　against　the　enemy：　viz；　the　grocers；　the　rich　bankers；

the　lawyers；　&c。　　Their　parting　with　their　families　was　very

affecting。　　They　would　have　been　very　willing　to　recall　their　offer

of　marching；　but　companies　of　stern　veterans　closing　round　them；

marched　them　to　the　city　gates；　which　were　closed　upon　them；　and

thus　perforce　they　were　compelled　to　move　on。　　As　long　as　he　had　a

bottle　of　brandy　and　a　couple　of　sausages　in　his　holsters；　the

General　of　the　National　Guard；　Odillon　Barrot；　talked　with

tremendous　courage。　　Such　was　the　power　of　his　eloquence　over　the

troops；　that；　could　he　have　come　up　with　the　enemy　while　his

victuals　lasted；　the　issue　of　the　combat　might　have　been　very

different。　　But　in　the　course　of　the　first　day's　march　he　finished

both　the　sausages　and　the　brandy；　and　became　quite　uneasy；　silent；

and　crest…fallen。



It　was　on　the　fair　plains　of　Touraine；　by　the　banks　of　silver

Loire；　that　the　armies　sat　down　before　each　other；　and　the　battle

was　to　take　place　which　had　such　an　effect　upon　the　fortunes　of

France。　　'Twas　a　brisk　day　of　March：　the　practised　valor　of　Nemours

showed　him　at　once　what　use　to　make　of　the　army　under　his　orders；

and　having　enfiladed　his　National　Guard　battalions；　and　placed　his

artillery　in　echelons；　he　formed　his　cavalry　into　hollow　squares　on

the　right　and　left　of　his　line；　flinging　out　a　cloud　of　howitzers

to　fall　back　upon　the　main　column。　　His　veteran　infantry　he　formed

behind　his　National　Guardpolitely　hinting　to　Odillon　Barrot；　who

wished　to　retire　under　pretence　of　being　exceedingly　unwell；　that

the　regular　troops　would　bayonet　the　National　Guard　if　they　gave

way　an　inch：　on　which　their　General；　turning　very　pale；　demurely

went　back　to　his　post。　　His　men　were　dreadfully　discouraged；　they

had　slept　on　the　ground　all　night；　they　regretted　their　homes　and

their　comfortable　nightcaps　in　the　Rue　St。　Honore：　they　had　luckily

fallen　in　with　a　flock　of　sheep　and　a　drove　of　oxen　at　Tours　the

day　before；　but　what　were　these；　compared　to　the　delicacies　of

Chevet's　or　three　courses　at　Vefour's？　　They　mournfully　cooked

their　steaks　and　cutlets　on　their　ramrods；　and　passed　a　most

wretched　night。



The　army　of　Henry　was　encamped　opposite　to　them　for　the　most　part

in　better　order。　　The　noble　cavalry　regiments　found　a　village　in

which　they　made　themselves　pretty　comfortable；　Jenkins's　Foot

taking　possession　of　the　kitchens　and　garrets　of　the　buildings。

The　Irish　Brigade；　accustomed　to　lie　abroad；　were　quartered　in　some

potato　fields；　where　they　sang　Moore's　melodies　all　night。　　There

were；　besides　the　troops　regular　and　irregular；　about　three

tho