nd let the rich go free； who〃
〃Silence； woman！〃 her husband cried； cutting her short； with a pale face。 〃Hush； hush； he will hear you！〃
But the woman was too far gone in rage to obey。 〃What！ and is it not true？〃 she answered； her eyes glittering。 〃Will he not to…morrow go to Le Mesnil and squeeze the poor？ Ay； and will not Lescauts the corn…dealer； and Philippon the silk…merchant； come to him with bribes； and go free？ And de Fonvelle and de Curtin they with a DE； forsooth！plead their nobility； and grease his hands； and go free？ Ay； and〃
〃Silence； woman！〃 the man said again； looking apprehensively at me； and from me to my attendants； who were grinning broadly。 〃You do not know that this gentleman is not〃
〃A tax…gatherer？〃 I said； smiling。 〃No。 But how long has your friend upstairs been here？〃
〃Two days； Monsieur；〃 she answered； wiping the perspiration from her brow； and speaking more quietly。 〃He is talking of sending on a deputy to Le Mesnil； but Heaven send he may recover； and go from here himself！〃
〃Well；〃 I answered； 〃at any rate； we have had enough of this noise。 My servant shall go up and tell him that there is a gentleman here who cannot put up with a disturbance。 Maignan；〃 I continued； 〃see the man； and tell him that the inn is not his private house； and that he must groan more softly； but do not mention my name。 And let him have his brine bath； or there will be no peace for anyone。〃
Maignan and La Trape； who knew me； and had counted on a very different order； stared at me； wondering at my easiness and complaisance； for there is a species of tyranny； unassociated with rank； that even the coarsest view with indignation。 But the woman's statement； which； despite its wildness and her excitement； I saw no reason to doubt； had suggested to me a scheme of punishment more refined； and which might； at one and the same time； be of profit to the King's treasury and a lesson to Gringuet。 To carry it through I had to submit to some inconvenience； and particularly to a night passed under the same roof with the rogue； but as the news that a traveller of consequence was come had the effect； aided by a few sharp words from Maignan； of lowering his tone； and forcing him to keep within bounds； I was able to endure this and overlook the occasional outbursts of spleen which his disease and pampered temper still drew from him。
His two men； who had been absent on an errand at the time of my arrival； presently returned； and were doubtless surprised to find a second company in possession。 They tried my attendants with a number of questions； but without success； while I； by listening while I had my supper； learned more of their master's habits and intentions than they supposed。 They suspected nothing； and at day…break we left them； and； the water having duly fallen in the night； we crossed the river without mishap； and for a league pursued our proper road。 Then I halted； and despatching the two grooms to Houdan with a letter for my wife； I took； myself； the road to Le Mesnil； which lies about three leagues to the west。
At a little inn； a league short of Le Mesnil； I stopped； and instructing my two attendants in the parts they were to play； prepared； with the help of the seals； which never left Maignan's custody； the papers necessary to enable me to enact the role of Gringuet's deputy。 Though I had been two or three times to Villebon； I had never been within two leagues of Le Mesnil； and had no reason to suppose that I should be recognised； but to lessen the probability of this I put on a plain suit belonging to Maignan； with a black…hilted sword； and no ornaments。 I furthermore waited to enter the town until evening； so that my presence； being reported； might be taken for granted before I was seen。
In a larger place my scheme must have miscarried； but in this little town on the hill； looking over the plain of vineyards and cornfields； with inn； market…house； and church in the square； and on the fourth side the open battlements； whence the towers of Chartres could be seen on a clear day； I looked to have to do only with small men； and saw no reason why it should fail。
Accordingly； riding up to the inn about sunset； I called； with an air； for the landlord。 There were half…a…dozen loungers seated in a row on a bench before the door； and one of these went in to fetch him。 When the host came out； with his apron twisted round his waist； I asked him if he had a room。
〃Yes；〃 he said； shading his eyes to look at me； 〃I have。〃
〃Very well；〃 I answered pompously； considering that I had just such an audience as I desiredby which I mean one that； without being too critical； would spread the news。 〃I am M。 Gringuet's deputy； and I am here with authority to collect and remit； receive and give receipts for； his Majesty's taxes； tolls； and dues； now； or to be； due and owing。 Therefore； my friend； I will trouble you to show me to my room。
I thought that this announcement would impress him as much as I desired； but； to my surprise； he only stared at me。 〃Eh！〃 he exclaimed at last； in a faltering tone； 〃M。 Gringuet's deputy？〃
〃Yes；〃 I said； dismounting somewhat impatiently； 〃he is ill with the gout and cannot come。〃
〃And youare his deputy？〃
〃I have said so。〃
Still he did not move to do my bidding； but continued to rub his bald head and stare at me as if I fascinated him。 〃Well； I amI meanI think we are full；〃 he stammered at last； with his eyes like saucers。
I replied； with some impatience； that he had just said that he had a room； adding； that if I was not in it and comfortably settled before five minutes were up I would know the reason。 I thought that this would settle the matter； whatever maggot had got into the man's head； and； in a way； it did so； for he begged my pardon hastily； and made way for me to enter； calling； at the same time； to a lad who was standing by； to attend to the horses。 But when we were inside the door； instead of showing me through the kitchen to my room； he muttered something； and hurried away； leaving me to wonder what was amiss with him； and why the loungers outside； who had listened with all their ears to our conversation； had come in after us as far as they dared； and were regarding us with an odd mixture of suspicion and amusement。
The landlord remained long away； and seemed； from sounds that came to my ears； to be talking with someone in a distant room。 At length； however； he returned； bearing a candle and followed by a serving…man。 I asked him roughly why he had been so long； and began to rate him； but he took the words out of my mouth by his humility； and going before me through the kitchenwhere his wife and two or three maids who were about the fire stopped to look at us； with the basting spoons in their handshe opened a door which led again into the outer air。
〃It is across the yard；〃 he said apologetically； as he went before； and opening a second door； stood aside for us to enter。 〃But it is a good room； and； if you please； a fire shall be lighted。 The shutters are closed；〃 he continued； as we passed him； Maignan and 〃La Trape carrying my baggage； 〃but they shall be opened。 Hallo！ Pierre！ Pierre； there！ Open these shut〃
On the word his voice roseand broke； and in a moment the door； through which we had all passed unsuspecting； fell to with a crash behind us。 Before we could move we heard the bars drop across it。 A little before； La Trape had taken a candle from someone's hand to light me the better； and therefore we were not in darkness。 But the light this gave only served to impress on us what the falling bars and the rising sound of voices outside had already told usthat we were outwitted！ We were prisoners。
The room in which we stood； looking foolishly at one another； was a great barn…like chamber； with small windows high in the unplaistered walls。 A long board set on trestles； and two or three stools placed round iton the occasion； perhaps； of some recent festivityhad for a moment deceived us； and played the landlord's game。
In the first shock of the discovery； hearing the bars drop home； we stood gaping； and wondering what it meant。 Then Maignan； with an oath； sprang to the door and tried itfruitlessly。
I joined him more at my leisure； and raising my voice； asked angrily what this folly meant。 〃Open the door there！ Do you hear； landlord？〃 I cried。
No one moved； though Maignan continued to rattle the door furiously。
〃Do you hear？〃 I repeated； between anger and amazement at the fix in which we had placed ourselves。 〃Open！〃
But； although the murmur of voices outside the door grew louder； no one answered； and I had time to take in the full absurdity of the position； to measure the height； of the windows with my eye and plumb the dark shadows under the rafters； where the feebler rays of our candle lost themselves； to appreciate； in a word； the extent of our predicament。 Maignan was furious； La Trape vicious； while my own equanimity scarcely supported me against the thought that we should probably be where we were until the arrival of my people； whom I had directed my wife to send to Le Mesnil at noon next day。 Their coming would free us； indeed； but at the cost of ridicule and laughter。 Never was man worse placed。
Wincing at the thought； I bade Maignan be silent； and； drumming on the door myself； I called for the landlord。 Someone who had been giving directions in a tone of great； consequence ceased speaking； and came close to the door。 After listening a moment； he struck it with his hand。
〃Silence； rogues！〃 he cried。 〃Do you hear？ Silence there； unless you want your ears nailed to the post。〃
〃Fool！〃 I answered。 〃Open the door instantly！ Are you all mad here； that you shut up the King's servants in this way？〃
〃The King's servants！〃 be cried； jeering at us。 〃Where are they？〃
〃Here！〃 I answered； swallowing my rage as well as I might。 〃I am M。 Gringuet's deputy； and if you do not this instant〃
〃M。 Gringuet's deputy！ Ho！ ho！〃 he said。 〃Why； you fool； M。 Gringuet's deputy arrived two hours before you。 You must get up a little earlier another time。 They are poor tricksters who are too late for the fair。 And now be silent； and it may save you a stripe or two to…morrow。〃
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