the diary of a nobody- 第16部分

For　my　own　part；　I　was　horrified　to　think　my　own　son　and　one　of　my　most　intimate　friends　should　depart　from　the　house　like　a　couple　of　interrupted　burglars。　　Poor　Cummings　was　very　upset；　and　of　course　was　naturally　very　angry　both　with　Lupin　and　Gowing。　　I　pressed　him　to　have　a　little　whisky；　and　he　replied　that　he　had　given　up　whisky；　but　would　like　a　little　〃Unsweetened；〃　as　he　was　advised　it　was　the　most　healthy　spirit。　　I　had　none　in　the　house；　but　sent　Sarah　round　to　Lockwood's　for　some。

February　20。　…　The　first　thing　that　caught　my　eye　on　opening　the　STANDARD　was　…　〃Great　Failure　of　Stock　and　Share　Dealers！　　Mr。　Job　Cleanands　absconded！〃　　I　handed　it　to　Carrie；　and　she　replied：　〃Oh！　perhaps　it's　for　Lupin's　good。　　I　never　did　think　it　a　suitable　situation　for　him。〃　　I　thought　the　whole　affair　very　shocking。

Lupin　came　down　to　breakfast；　and　seeing　he　looked　painfully　distressed；　I　said：　　〃We　know　the　news；　my　dear　boy；　and　feel　very　sorry　for　you。〃　　Lupin　said：　　〃How　did　you　know？　who　told　you？〃　　I　handed　him　the　STANDARD。　　He　threw　the　paper　down；　and　said：　　〃Oh　I　don't　care　a　button　for　that！　　I　expected　that；　but　I　did　not　expect　this。〃　　He　then　read　a　letter　from　Frank　Mutlar；　announcing；　in　a　cool　manner；　that　Daisy　Mutlar　is　to　be　married　next　month　to　Murray　Posh。　　I　exclaimed；　〃Murray　Posh！　　Is　not　that　the　very　man　Frank　had　the　impudence　to　bring　here　last　Tuesday　week？〃　　Lupin　said：　　〃Yes；　the　'POSH'S…THREE…SHILLING…HATS'　chap。〃

We　all　then　ate　our　breakfast　in　dead　silence。

In　fact；　I　could　eat　nothing。　　I　was　not　only　too　worried；　but　I　cannot　and　will　not　eat　cushion　of　bacon。　　If　I　cannot　get　streaky　bacon；　I　will　do　without　anything。

When　Lupin　rose　to　go　I　noticed　a　malicious　smile　creep　over　his　face。　　I　asked　him　what　it　meant。　　He　replied：　　〃Oh！　only　a　little　consolation　…　still　it　is　a　consolation。　　I　have　just　remembered　that；　by　MY　advice；　Mr。　Murray　Posh　has　invested　600　pounds　in　Parachikka　Chlorates！〃



CHAPTER　XVII。



Marriage　of　Daisy　Mutlar　and　Murray　Posh。　　The　dream　of　my　life　realised。　　Mr。　Perkupp　takes　Lupin　into　the　office。


March　20。　…　To…day　being　the　day　on　which　Daisy　Mutlar　and　Mr。　Murray　Posh　are　to　be　married；　Lupin　has　gone　with　a　friend　to　spend　the　day　at　Gravesend。　　Lupin　has　been　much　cut…up　over　the　affair；　although　he　declares　that　he　is　glad　it　is　off。　　I　wish　he　would　not　go　to　so　many　music…halls；　but　one　dare　not　say　anything　to　him　about　it。　　At　the　present　moment　he　irritates　me　by　singing　all　over　the　house　some　nonsense　about　〃What's　the　matter　with　Gladstone？　　He's　all　right！　　What's　the　matter　with　Lupin？　　He's　all　right！〃　　I　don't　think　either　of　them　is。　　In　the　evening　Gowing　called；　and　the　chief　topic　of　conversation　was　Daisy's　marriage　to　Murray　Posh。　　I　said：　　〃I　was　glad　the　matter　was　at　an　end；　as　Daisy　would　only　have　made　a　fool　of　Lupin。〃　　Gowing；　with　his　usual　good　taste；　said：　　〃Oh；　Master　Lupin　can　make　a　fool　of　himself　without　any　assistance。〃　　Carrie　very　properly　resented　this；　and　Gowing　had　sufficient　sense　to　say　he　was　sorry。

March　21。　…　To…day　I　shall　conclude　my　diary；　for　it　is　one　of　the　happiest　days　of　my　life。　　My　great　dream　of　the　last　few　weeks　…　in　fact；　of　many　years　…　has　been　realised。　　This　morning　came　a　letter　from　Mr。　Perkupp；　asking　me　to　take　Lupin　down　to　the　office　with　me。　　I　went　to　Lupin's　room；　poor　fellow；　he　seemed　very　pale；　and　said　he　had　a　bad　headache。　　He　had　come　back　yesterday　from　Gravesend；　where　he　spent　part　of　the　day　in　a　small　boat　on　the　water；　having　been　mad　enough　to　neglect　to　take　his　overcoat　with　him。　　I　showed　him　Mr。　Perkupp's　letter；　and　he　got　up　as　quickly　as　possible。　　I　begged　of　him　not　to　put　on　his　fast…coloured　clothes　and　ties；　but　to　dress　in　something　black　or　quiet…looking。

Carrie　was　all　of　a　tremble　when　she　read　the　letter；　and　all　she　could　keep　on　saying　was：　　〃Oh；　I　DO　hope　it　will　be　all　right。〃　For　myself；　I　could　scarcely　eat　any　breakfast。　　Lupin　came　down　dressed　quietly；　and　looking　a　perfect　gentleman；　except　that　his　face　was　rather　yellow。　　Carrie；　by　way　of　encouragement　said：　〃You　do　look　nice；　Lupin。〃　　Lupin　replied：　　〃Yes；　it's　a　good　make…　up；　isn't　it？　　A　regular…downright…respectable…funereal…first…　class…City…firm…junior…clerk。〃　　He　laughed　rather　ironically。

In　the　hall　I　heard　a　great　noise；　and　also　Lupin　shouting　to　Sarah　to　fetch　down　his　old　hat。　　I　went　into　the　passage；　and　found　Lupin　in　a　fury；　kicking　and　smashing　a　new　tall　hat。　　I　said：　〃Lupin；　my　boy；　what　are　you　doing？　　How　wicked　of　you！　　Some　poor　fellow　would　be　glad　to　have　it。〃　　Lupin　replied：　　〃I　would　not　insult　any　poor　fellow　by　giving　it　to　him。〃

When　he　had　gone　outside；　I　picked　up　the　battered　hat；　and　saw　inside　〃Posh's　Patent。〃　　Poor　Lupin！　　I　can　forgive　him。　　It　seemed　hours　before　we　reached　the　office。　　Mr。　Perkupp　sent　for　Lupin；　who　was　with　him　nearly　an　hour。　　He　returned；　as　I　thought；　crestfallen　in　appearance。　　I　said：　　〃Well；　Lupin；　how　about　Mr。　Perkupp？〃　　Lupin　commenced　his　song：　　〃What's　the　matter　with　Perkupp？　　He's　all　right！〃　　I　felt　instinctively　my　boy　was　engaged。　　I　went　to　Mr。　Perkupp；　but　I　could　not　speak。　　He　said：　〃Well；　Mr。　Pooter；　what　is　it？〃　　I　must　have　looked　a　fool；　for　all　I　could　say　was：　　〃Mr。　Perkupp；　you　are　a　good　man。〃　　He　looked　at　me　for　a　moment；　and　said：　　〃No；　Mr。　Pooter；　YOU　are　the　good　man；　and　we'll　see　if　we　cannot　get　your　son　to　follow　such　an　excellent　example。〃　　I　said：　　〃Mr。　Perkupp；　may　I　go　home？　　I　cannot　work　any　more　to…day。〃

My　good　master　shook　my　hand　warmly　as　he　nodded　his　head。　　It　was　as　much　as　I　could　do　to　prevent　myself　from　crying　in　the　'bus；　in　fact；　I　should　have　done　so；　had　my　thoughts　not　been　interrupted　by　Lupin；　who　was　having　a　quarrel　with　a　fat　man　in　the　'bus；　whom　he　accused　of　taking　up　too　much　room。

In　the　evening　Carrie　sent　round　for　dear　old　friend　Cummings　and　his　wife；　and　also　to　Gowing。　　We　all　sat　round　the　fire；　and　in　a　bottle　of　〃Jackson　Freres；〃　which　Sarah　fetched　from　the　grocer's；　drank　Lupin's　health。　　I　lay　awake　for　hours；　thinking　of　the　future。　　My　boy　in　the　same　office　as　myself　…　we　can　go　down　together　by　the　'bus；　come　home　together；　and　who　knows　but　in　the　course　of　time　he　may　take　great　interest　in　our　little　home。　　That　he　may　help　me　to　put　a　nail　in　here　or　a　nail　in　there；　or　help　his　dear　mother　to　hang　a　picture。　　In　the　summer　he　may　help　us　in　our　little　garden　with　the　flowers；　and　assist　us　to　paint　the　stands　and　pots。　　（By…the…by；　I　must　get　in　some　more　enamel　paint。）　　All　this　I　thought　over　and　over　again；　and　a　thousand　happy　thoughts　beside。　　I　heard　the　clock　strike　four；　and　soon　after　fell　asleep；　only　to　dream　of　three　happy　people　…　Lupin；　dear　Carrie；　and　myself。



CHAPTER　XVIII。



Trouble　with　a　stylographic　pen。　　We　go　to　a　Volunteer　Ball；　where　I　am　let　in　for　an　expensive　supper。　　Grossly　insulted　by　a　cabman。　An　odd　invitation　to　Southend。


April　8。　…　No　events　of　any　importance；　except　that　Gowing　strongly　recommended　a　new　patent　stylographic　pen；　which　cost　me　nine…and…　sixpence；　and　which　was　simply　nine…and…sixpence　thrown　in　the　mud。　It　has　caused　me　constant　annoyance　and　irritability　of　temper。　The　ink　oozes　out　of　the　top；　making　a　mess　on　my　hands；　and　once　at　the　office　when　I　was　knocking　the　palm　of　my　hand　on　the　desk　to　jerk　the　ink　down；　Mr。　Perkupp；　who　had　just　entered；　called　out：　　〃Stop　that　knocking！　　I　suppose　that　is　you；　Mr。　Pitt？〃　　That　young　monkey；　Pitt；　took　a　malicious　glee　in　responding　quite　loudly：　　〃No；　sir；　I　beg　pardon；　it　is　Mr。　Pooter　with　his　pen；　it　has　been　going　on　all　the　morning。〃　　To　make　matters　worse；　I　saw　Lupin　laughing　behind　his　desk。　　I　thought　it　wiser　to　say　nothing。　I　took　the　pen　back　to　the　shop　and　asked　them　if　they　would　take　it　back；　as　it　did　not　act。　　I　did　not　expect　the　full　price　returned；　but　was　willing　to　take　half。　　The　man　said　he　could　not　do　that　…　buying　and　selling　were　two　different　things。　　Lupin's　conduct　during　the　period　he　has　been　in　Mr。　Perkupp's　office　has　been　most　exemplary。　　My　only　fear　is；　it　is　too　good　to　last。

April　9。　…　Gowing　called；　bringing　with　him　an　invitation　for　Carrie　and　myself　to　a　ball　given　by　the　East　Acton　Rifle　Brigade；　which　he　thought　would　be　a　swell　affair；　as　the　member　for　East　Acton　（Sir　William　Grime）　had　promised　his　patronage。　　We　accepted　of　his　kindness；　and　he　stayed　to　supper；　an　occasion　I　thought　suitable　for　trying　a　bottle　of　the　sparkling　Algera　that　Mr。　James　（of　Sutton）　had　sent　as　a　present。　　Gowing　sipped　the　wine；　observing　that　he　had　never　tasted　it　before；　and　further　remarked　that　his　policy　was　to　stick　to　more　recognised　brands。　　I　told　him　it　was　a　present　from　a　dear　friend；　and　one　mustn't　look　a　gift…　horse　in　the　mouth。　　Gowing　facetiously　replied：　　〃And　he　didn't　like　putting　it　in　the　mouth　either。〃

I　thought　the　remarks　were　rude　without　being　funny；　but　on　tasting　it　myself；　came　to　the　conclusion　there　was　some　justification　for　them。　　The　sparkling　Algera　is　very　like　cider；　only　more　sour。　　I　suggested　that　perhaps　the　thunder　had　turned　it　a　bit　acid。　　He　merely　replied：　　〃Oh！　I　don't　think　so。〃　　We　had　a　very　pleasant　game　of　cards；　though　I　lost　four　shillings　and　Carrie　lost　one；　and　Gowing　said　he　had　lost　about　sixpence：　　how　he　could　have　lost；　considering　that　Carrie　and　I　were　the　only　other　players；　remains　a　mystery。

April　14；　Sunday。　…　Owing；　I　presume；　to　the　unsettled　weather；　I　awoke　with　a　feeling　that　my　skin　was　drawn　over　my　face　as　tight　as　a　drum。　　Walking　round　the　garden　with　Mr。　and　Mrs。　Treane；　members　of　our　congregation　who　had　walked　back　with　us；　I　was　much　annoyed　to　find　a　large　newspaper　full　of　bones　on　the　gravel…path；　evidently　thrown　over　by　those　young　Griffin　boys　next　door；　who；　whenever　we　have　friends；　climb　up　the　empty　steps　inside　their　conservatory；　tap　at　the　windows；　making　faces；　whistling；　and　imitating　birds。

April　15。　…　Burnt　my　tongue　most　awfully　with　the　Worcester　sauce；　through　that　stupid　girl　Sarah　shaking　the　bottle　violently　before　putting　it　on　the　table。

April　16。　…　The　night　of　the　East　Acton　Volunteer　Ball。　　On　my　advice；　Carrie　put　on　the　same　dress　th