all his words and deeds。 The senor governor got up； and by Doctor
Pedro Recio's directions they made him break his fast on a little
conserve and four sups of cold water； which Sancho would have
readily exchanged for a piece of bread and a bunch of grapes； but
seeing there was no help for it； he submitted with no little sorrow of
heart and discomfort of stomach； Pedro Recio having persuaded him that
light and delicate diet enlivened the wits； and that was what was most
essential for persons placed in command and in responsible situations；
where they have to employ not only the bodily powers but those of
the mind also。
By means of this sophistry Sancho was made to endure hunger； and
hunger so keen that in his heart he cursed the government； and even
him who had given it to him； however； with his hunger and his conserve
he undertook to deliver judgments that day； and the first thing that
came before him was a question that was submitted to him by a
stranger； in the presence of the majordomo and the other attendants；
and it was in these words： 〃Senor； a large river separated two
districts of one and the same lordship… will your worship please to
pay attention； for the case is an important and a rather knotty one？
Well then； on this river there was a bridge； and at one end of it a
gallows； and a sort of tribunal； where four judges commonly sat to
administer the law which the lord of river； bridge and the lordship
had enacted； and which was to this effect； 'If anyone crosses by
this bridge from one side to the other he shall declare on oath
where he is going to and with what object； and if he swears truly；
he shall be allowed to pass； but if falsely； he shall be put to
death for it by hanging on the gallows erected there； without any
remission。' Though the law and its severe penalty were known； many
persons crossed； but in their declarations it was easy to see at
once they were telling the truth； and the judges let them pass free。
It happened； however； that one man； when they came to take his
declaration； swore and said that by the oath he took he was going to
die upon that gallows that stood there； and nothing else。 The judges
held a consultation over the oath； and they said； 'If we let this
man pass free he has sworn falsely； and by the law he ought to die；
but if we hang him； as he swore he was going to die on that gallows；
and therefore swore the truth； by the same law he ought to go free。'
It is asked of your worship； senor governor； what are the judges to do
with this man？ For they are still in doubt and perplexity； and
having heard of your worship's acute and exalted intellect； they
have sent me to entreat your worship on their behalf to give your
opinion on this very intricate and puzzling case。〃
To this Sancho made answer； 〃Indeed those gentlemen the judges
that send you to me might have spared themselves the trouble； for I
have more of the obtuse than the acute in me； but repeat the case over
again； so that I may understand it； and then perhaps I may be able
to hit the point。〃
The querist repeated again and again what he had said before； and
then Sancho said； 〃It seems to me I can set the matter right in a
moment； and in this way； the man swears that he is going to die upon
the gallows； but if he dies upon it； he has sworn the truth； and by
the law enacted deserves to go free and pass over the bridge； but if
they don't hang him； then he has sworn falsely； and by the same law
deserves to be hanged。〃
〃It is as the senor governor says；〃 said the messenger； 〃and as
regards a complete comprehension of the case； there is nothing left to
desire or hesitate about。〃
〃Well then I say；〃 said Sancho； 〃that of this man they should let
pass the part that has sworn truly； and hang the part that has lied；
and in this way the conditions of the passage will be fully complied
with。〃
〃But then； senor governor；〃 replied the querist； 〃the man will
have to be divided into two parts； and if he is divided of course he
will die； and so none of the requirements of the law will be carried
out； and it is absolutely necessary to comply with it。〃
〃Look here； my good sir；〃 said Sancho； 〃either I'm a numskull or
else there is the same reason for this passenger dying as for his
living and passing over the bridge； for if the truth saves him the
falsehood equally condemns him； and that being the case it is my
opinion you should say to the gentlemen who sent you to me that as the
arguments for condemning him and for absolving him are exactly
balanced； they should let him pass freely； as it is always more
praiseworthy to do good than to do evil； this I would give signed with
my name if I knew how to sign； and what I have said in this case is
not out of my own head； but one of the many precepts my master Don
Quixote gave me the night before I left to become governor of this
island； that came into my mind； and it was this； that when there was
any doubt about the justice of a case I should lean to mercy； and it
is God's will that I should recollect it now； for it fits this case as
if it was made for it。〃
〃That is true；〃 said the majordomo； 〃and I maintain that Lycurgus
himself； who gave laws to the Lacedemonians； could not have pronounced
a better decision than the great Panza has given； let the morning's
audience close with this； and I will see that the senor governor has
dinner entirely to his liking。〃
〃That's all I ask for… fair play；〃 said Sancho； 〃give me my
dinner； and then let it rain cases and questions on me； and I'll
despatch them in a twinkling。〃
The majordomo kept his word； for he felt it against his conscience
to kill so wise a governor by hunger； particularly as he intended to
have done with him that same night； playing off the last joke he was
commissioned to practise upon him。
It came to pass； then； that after he had dined that day； in
opposition to the rules and aphorisms of Doctor Tirteafuera； as they
were taking away the cloth there came a courier with a letter from Don
Quixote for the governor。 Sancho ordered the secretary to read it to
himself； and if there was nothing in it that demanded secrecy to
read it aloud。 The secretary did so； and after he had skimmed the
contents he said； 〃It may well be read aloud； for what Senor Don
Quixote writes to your worship deserves to be printed or written in
letters of gold； and it is as follows。〃
DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA'S LETTER TO SANCHO PANZA；
GOVERNOR OF THE ISLAND OF BARATARIA。
When I was expecting to hear of thy stupidities and blunders； friend
Sancho； I have received intelligence of thy displays of good sense；
for which I give special thanks to heaven that can raise the poor from
the dunghill and of fools to make wise men。 They tell me thou dost
govern as if thou wert a man； and art a man as if thou wert a beast；
so great is the humility wherewith thou dost comport thyself。 But I
would have thee bear in mind； Sancho； that very often it is fitting
and necessary for the authority of office to resist the humility of
the heart； for the seemly array of one who is invested with grave
duties should be such as they require and not measured by what his own
humble tastes may lead him to prefer。 Dress well； a stick dressed up
does not look like a stick； I do not say thou shouldst wear trinkets
or fine raiment； or that being a judge thou shouldst dress like a
soldier； but that thou shouldst array thyself in the apparel thy
office requires； and that at the same time it be neat and handsome。 To
win the good…will of the people thou governest there are two things；
among others； that thou must do； one is to be civil to all （this；
however； I told thee before）； and the other to take care that food
be abundant； for there is nothing that vexes the heart of the poor
more than hunger and high prices。 Make not many proclamations； but
those thou makest take care that they be good ones； and above all that
they be observed and carried out； for proclamations that are not
observed are the same as if they did not exist； nay； they encourage
the idea that the prince who had the wisdom and authority to make them
had not the power to enforce them； and laws that threaten and are
not enforced come to he like the log； the king of the frogs； that
frightened them at first； but that in time they despised and mounted
upon。 Be a father to virtue and a stepfather to vice。 Be not always
strict； nor yet always lenient； but observe a mean between these two
extremes； for in that is the aim of wisdom。 Visit the gaols； the
slaughter…houses； and the market…places； for the presence of the
governor is of great importance in such places； it comforts the
prisoners who are in hopes of a speedy release； it is the bugbear of
the butchers who have then to give just weight； and it is the terror
of the market…women for the same reason。 Let it not be seen that
thou art （even if perchance thou art； which I do not believe）
covetous； a follower of women； or a glutton； for when the people and
those that have dealings with thee become aware of thy special
weakness they will bring their batteries to bear upon thee in that
quarter； till they have brought thee down to the depths of
perdition。 Consider and reconsider； con and con over again the advices
and the instructions I gave thee before thy departure hence to thy
government； and thou wilt see that in them； if thou dost follow
them； thou hast a help at hand that will lighten for thee the troubles
and difficulties that beset governors at every step。 Write to thy lord
and lady and show thyself grateful to them； for ingratitude is the
daughter of pride； and one of the greatest sins we know of； and he who
is grateful to those who have been good to him shows that he will be
so to God also who has bestowed and still bestows so many blessings
upon him。
My lady the duchess sent off a messenger with thy suit and another
present to thy wife Teresa Panza； we expect the answer every moment。 I
have been a little indisposed through a certain scratching I came in
for； not very much to the benefit of my nose； but it was nothing；
for if there are enchanters who maltreat me； there are also some who
defend me。 Let me know if the majordomo who