charms of the spot。 Upon this place the Knight of the Rueful
Countenance fixed his choice for the performance of his penance； and
as he beheld it exclaimed in a loud voice as though he were out of his
senses：
〃This is the place； oh； ye heavens； that I select and choose for
bewailing the misfortune in which ye yourselves have plunged me：
this is the spot where the overflowings of mine eyes shall swell the
waters of yon little brook； and my deep and endless sighs shall stir
unceasingly the leaves of these mountain trees； in testimony and token
of the pain my persecuted heart is suffering。 Oh； ye rural deities；
whoever ye be that haunt this lone spot； give ear to the complaint
of a wretched lover whom long absence and brooding jealousy have
driven to bewail his fate among these wilds and complain of the hard
heart of that fair and ungrateful one； the end and limit of all
human beauty！ Oh； ye wood nymphs and dryads； that dwell in the
thickets of the forest； so may the nimble wanton satyrs by whom ye are
vainly wooed never disturb your sweet repose； help me to lament my
hard fate or at least weary not at listening to it！ Oh； Dulcinea del
Toboso； day of my night； glory of my pain； guide of my path； star of
my fortune； so may Heaven grant thee in full all thou seekest of it；
bethink thee of the place and condition to which absence from thee has
brought me； and make that return in kindness that is due to my
fidelity！ Oh； lonely trees； that from this day forward shall bear me
company in my solitude； give me some sign by the gentle movement of
your boughs that my presence is not distasteful to you！ Oh； thou； my
squire； pleasant companion in my prosperous and adverse fortunes；
fix well in thy memory what thou shalt see me do here； so that thou
mayest relate and report it to the sole cause of all；〃 and so saying
he dismounted from Rocinante； and in an instant relieved him of saddle
and bridle； and giving him a slap on the croup； said； 〃He gives thee
freedom who is bereft of it himself； oh steed as excellent in deed
as thou art unfortunate in thy lot； begone where thou wilt； for thou
bearest written on thy forehead that neither Astolfo's hippogriff； nor
the famed Frontino that cost Bradamante so dear； could equal thee in
speed。〃
Seeing this Sancho said； 〃Good luck to him who has saved us the
trouble of stripping the pack…saddle off Dapple！ By my faith he
would not have gone without a slap on the croup and something said
in his praise； though if he were here I would not let anyone strip
him； for there would be no occasion； as he had nothing of the lover or
victim of despair about him； inasmuch as his master； which I was while
it was God's pleasure； was nothing of the sort； and indeed； Sir Knight
of the Rueful Countenance； if my departure and your worship's
madness are to come off in earnest； it will be as well to saddle
Rocinante again in order that he may supply the want of Dapple；
because it will save me time in going and returning： for if I go on
foot I don't know when I shall get there or when I shall get back；
as I am； in truth； a bad walker。〃
〃I declare； Sancho；〃 returned Don Quixote； 〃it shall be as thou
wilt； for thy plan does not seem to me a bad one； and three days hence
thou wilt depart； for I wish thee to observe in the meantime what I do
and say for her sake； that thou mayest be able to tell it。〃
〃But what more have I to see besides what I have seen？〃 said Sancho。
〃Much thou knowest about it！〃 said Don Quixote。 〃I have now got to
tear up my garments； to scatter about my armour； knock my head against
these rocks； and more of the same sort of thing； which thou must
witness。〃
〃For the love of God；〃 said Sancho； 〃be careful； your worship； how
you give yourself those knocks on the head； for you may come across
such a rock； and in such a way； that the very first may put an end
to the whole contrivance of this penance； and I should think； if
indeed knocks on the head seem necessary to you； and this business
cannot be done without them； you might be content …as the whole
thing is feigned； and counterfeit； and in joke… you might be
content； I say； with giving them to yourself in the water； or
against something soft； like cotton； and leave it all to me； for
I'll tell my lady that your worship knocked your head against a
point of rock harder than a diamond。〃
〃I thank thee for thy good intentions； friend Sancho；〃 answered
Don Quixote； 〃but I would have thee know that all these things I am
doing are not in joke； but very much in earnest； for anything else
would be a transgression of the ordinances of chivalry； which forbid
us to tell any lie whatever under the penalties due to apostasy； and
to do one thing instead of another is just the same as lying； so my
knocks on the head must be real； solid； and valid； without anything
sophisticated or fanciful about them； and it will be needful to
leave me some lint to dress my wounds； since fortune has compelled
us to do without the balsam we lost。〃
〃It was worse losing the ass；〃 replied Sancho； 〃for with him lint
and all were lost； but I beg of your worship not to remind me again of
that accursed liquor； for my soul； not to say my stomach； turns at
hearing the very name of it； and I beg of you； too； to reckon as
past the three days you allowed me for seeing the mad things you do；
for I take them as seen already and pronounced upon； and I will tell
wonderful stories to my lady； so write the letter and send me off at
once； for I long to return and take your worship out of this purgatory
where I am leaving you。〃
〃Purgatory dost thou call it； Sancho？〃 said Don Quixote； 〃rather
call it hell； or even worse if there be anything worse。〃
〃For one who is in hell；〃 said Sancho； 〃nulla est retentio； as I
have heard say。〃
〃I do not understand what retentio means；〃 said Don Quixote。
〃Retentio；〃 answered Sancho； 〃means that whoever is in hell never
comes nor can come out of it； which will be the opposite case with
your worship or my legs will be idle； that is if I have spurs to
enliven Rocinante： let me once get to El Toboso and into the
presence of my lady Dulcinea； and I will tell her such things of the
follies and madnesses （for it is all one） that your worship has done
and is still doing； that I will manage to make her softer than a glove
though I find her harder than a cork tree； and with her sweet and
honeyed answer I will come back through the air like a witch； and take
your worship out of this purgatory that seems to be hell but is not；
as there is hope of getting out of it； which； as I have said； those in
hell have not； and I believe your worship will not say anything to the
contrary。〃
〃That is true；〃 said he of the Rueful Countenance； 〃but how shall we
manage to write the letter？〃
〃And the ass…colt order too；〃 added Sancho。
〃All shall be included；〃 said Don Quixote； 〃and as there is no
paper； it would be well done to write it on the leaves of trees； as
the ancients did； or on tablets of wax； though that would be as hard
to find just now as paper。 But it has just occurred to me how it may
be conveniently and even more than conveniently written； and that is
in the note…book that belonged to Cardenio； and thou wilt take care to
have it copied on paper； in a good hand； at the first village thou
comest to where there is a schoolmaster； or if not； any sacristan will
copy it； but see thou give it not to any notary to copy； for they
write a law hand that Satan could not make out。〃
〃But what is to be done about the signature？〃 said Sancho。
〃The letters of Amadis were never signed；〃 said Don Quixote。
〃That is all very well；〃 said Sancho； 〃but the order must needs be
signed； and if it is copied they will say the signature is false；
and I shall be left without ass…colts。〃
〃The order shall go signed in the same book；〃 said Don Quixote； 〃and
on seeing it my niece will make no difficulty about obeying it； as
to the loveletter thou canst put by way of signature； 'Yours till
death； the Knight of the Rueful Countenance。' And it will be no
great matter if it is in some other person's hand； for as well as I
recollect Dulcinea can neither read nor write； nor in the whole course
of her life has she seen handwriting or letter of mine； for my love
and hers have been always platonic； not going beyond a modest look；
and even that so seldom that I can safely swear I have not seen her
four times in all these twelve years I have been loving her more
than the light of these eyes that the earth will one day devour； and
perhaps even of those four times she has not once perceived that I was
looking at her： such is the retirement and seclusion in which her
father Lorenzo Corchuelo and her mother Aldonza Nogales have brought
her up。〃
〃So； so！〃 said Sancho； 〃Lorenzo Corchuelo's daughter is the lady
Dulcinea del Toboso； otherwise called Aldonza Lorenzo？〃
〃She it is；〃 said Don Quixote； 〃and she it is that is worthy to be
lady of the whole universe。〃
〃I know her well；〃 said Sancho； 〃and let me tell you she can fling a
crowbar as well as the lustiest lad in all the town。 Giver of all
good！ but she is a brave lass； and a right and stout one； and fit to
be helpmate to any knight…errant that is or is to be； who may make her
his lady： the whoreson wench； what sting she has and what a voice！ I
can tell you one day she posted herself on the top of the belfry of
the village to call some labourers of theirs that were in a ploughed
field of her father's； and though they were better than half a
league off they heard her as well as if they were at the foot of the
tower； and the best of her is that she is not a bit prudish； for she
has plenty of affability； and jokes with everybody； and has a grin and
a jest for everything。 So； Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance； I say
you not only may and ought to do mad freaks for her sake； but you have
a good right to give way to despair and hang yourself； and no one
who knows of it but will say you did well； though the devil should
take you； and I wish I were on my road already； simply to see her； for
it is many a day since I saw her； and she must be altered by this
time； for going about the fields always； and the sun and the air sp