m；〃 said he； wrenching himself into a new contortion； 〃I am what showed Artemus Ward round Stratford。〃 This information he repeated again and again； as if we could not resist him after we had comprehended that。 We shook him off； but when we returned at sundown across the fields； from a visit to Anne Hathaway's cottage； we met the sidewheeler cheerfully towing along a large party； upon whom he had fastened。
The people of Amsterdam are only less queer than their houses。 The men dress in a solid； old…fashioned way。 Every one wears the straight； high…crowned silk hat that went out with us years ago； and the cut of clothing of even the most buckish young fellows is behind the times。 I stepped into the Exchange； an immense interior； that will hold five thousand people； where the stock…gamblers meet twice a day。 It was very different from the terrible excitement and noise of the Paris Bourse。 There were three or four thousand brokers there； yet there was very little noise and no confusion。 No stocks were called； and there was no central ring for bidding； as at the Bourse and the New York Gold Room； but they quietly bought and sold。 Some of the leading firms had desks or tables at the side； and there awaited orders。 Everything was phlegmatically and decorously done。
In the streets one still sees peasant women in native costume。 There was a group to…day that I saw by the river； evidently just crossed over from North Holland。 They wore short dresses； with the upper skirt looped up； and had broad hips and big waists。 On the head was a cap with a fall of lace behind； across the back of the head a broad band of silver （or tin） three inches broad； which terminated in front and just above the ears in bright pieces of metal about two inches square； like a horse's blinders； Only flaring more from the head； across the forehead and just above the eyes a gilt band； embossed； on the temples two plaits of hair in circular coils； and on top of all a straw hat； like an old…fashioned bonnet） stuck on hindside before。 Spiral coils of brass wire； coming to a point in front； are also worn on each side of the head by many。 Whether they are for ornament or defense； I could not determine。
Water is brought into the city now from Haarlem； and introduced into the best houses； but it is still sold in the streets by old men and women； who sit at the faucets。 I saw one dried…up old grandmother； who sat in her little caboose； fighting away the crowd of dirty children who tried to steal a drink when her back was turned； keeping count of the pails of water carried away with a piece of chalk on the iron pipe； and trying to darn her stocking at the same time。 Odd things strike you at every turn。 There is a sledge drawn by one poor horse； and on the front of it is a cask of water pierced with holes； so that the water squirts out and wets the stones； making it easier sliding for the runners。 It is an ingenious people！
After all； we drove out five miles to Broek； the clean village； across the Y； up the canal； over flatness flattened。 Broek is a humbug； as almost all show places are。 A wooden little village on a stagnant canal； into which carriages do not drive； and where the front doors of the houses are never open； a dead； uninteresting place； neat but not specially pretty； where you are shown into one house got up for the purpose； which looks inside like a crockery shop； and has a stiff little garden with box trained in shapes of animals and furniture。 A roomy…breeched young Dutchman； whose trousers went up to his neck； and his hat to a peak； walked before us in slow and cow…like fashion； and showed us the place； especially some horrid pleasure…grounds； with an image of an old man reading in a summer…house； and an old couple in a cottage who sat at a table and worked； or ate； I forget which； by clock…work； while a dog barked by the same means。 In a pond was a wooden swan sitting on a stick； the water having receded； and left it high and dry。 Yet the trip is worth while for the view of the country and the people on the way： men and women towing boats on the canals； the red…tiled houses painted green； and in the distance the villages； with their spires and pleasing mixture of brown； green； and red tints； are very picturesque。 The best thing that I saw； however； was a traditional Dutchman walking on the high bank of a canal； with soft hat； short pipe； and breeches that came to the armpits above； and a little below the knees； and were broad enough about the seat and thighs to carry his no doubt numerous family。 He made a fine figure against the sky。
COLOGNE AND ST。 URSULA
It is a relief to get out of Holland and into a country nearer to hills。 The people also seem more obliging。 In Cologne； a brown…cheeked girl pointed us out the way without waiting for a kreuzer。 Perhaps the women have more to busy themselves about in the cities； and are not so curious about passers…by。 We rarely see a reflector to exhibit us to the occupants of the second…story windows。 In all the cities of Belgium and Holland the ladies have small mirrors； with reflectors； fastened to their windows； so that they can see everybody who passes； without putting their heads out。 I trust we are not inverted or thrown out of shape when we are thus caught up and cast into my lady's chamber。 Cologne has a cheerful look； for the Rhine here is wide and promising； and as for the 〃smells；〃 they are certainly not so many nor so vile as those at Mainz。
Our windows at the hotel looked out on the finest front of the cathedral。 If the Devil really built it； he is to be credited with one good thing； and it is now likely to be finished； in spite of him。 Large as it is； it is on the exterior not so impressive as that at Amiens； but within it has a magnificence born of a vast design and the most harmonious proportions； and the grand effect is not broken by any subdivision but that of the choir。 Behind the altar and in front of the chapel； where lie the remains of the Wise Men of the East who came to worship the Child； or； as thev are called； the Three Kings of Cologne； we walked over a stone in the pavement under which is the heart of Mary de Medicis： the remainder of her body is in St。 Denis near Paris。 The beadle in red clothes； who stalks about the cathedral like a converted flamingo； offered to open for us the chapel； but we declined a sight of the very bones of the Wise Men。 It was difficult enough to believe they were there； without seeing them。 One ought not to subject his faith to too great a strain at first in Europe。 The bones of the Three Kings； by the way； made the fortune of the cathedral。 They were the greatest religious card of the Middle Ages； and their fortunate possession brought a flood of wealth to this old Domkirche。 The old feudal lords would swear by the Almighty Father； or the Son； or Holy Ghost； or by everything sacred on earth； and break their oaths as they would break a wisp of straw： but if you could get one of them to swear by the Three Kings of Cologne； he was fast； for that oath he dare not disregard。
The prosperity of the cathedral on these valuable bones set all the other churches in the neighborhood on the same track； and one can study right here in this city the growth of relic worship。 But the most successful achievement was the collection of the bones of St。 Ursula and the eleven thousand virgins； and their preservation in the church on the very spot where they suffered martyrdom。 There is probably not so large a collection of the bones of virgins elsewhere in the world； and I am sorry to read that Professor Owen has thought proper to see and say that many of them are the bones of lower orders of animals。 They are built into the walls of the church； arranged about the choir； interred in stone coffins； laid under the pavements； and their skulls grin at you everywhere。 In the chapel the bones are tastefully built into the wall and overhead； like rustic wood…work； and the skulls stand in rows； some with silver masks； like the jars on the shelves of an apothecary's shop。 It is a cheerful place。 On the little altar is the very skull of the saint herself； and that of Conan； her ＇over； who made the holy pilgrimage to Rome with her and her virgins； and also was slain by the Huns at Cologne。 There is a picture of the eleven thousand disembarking from one boat on the Rhine； which is as wonderful as the trooping of hundreds of spirits out of a conjurer's bottle。 The right arm of St。 Ursula is preserved here： the left is at Bruges。 I am gradually getting the hang of this excellent but somewhat scattered woman； and bringing her together in my mind。 Her body； I believe； lies behind the altar in this same church。 She must have been a lovely character； if Hans Memling's portrait of her is a faithful one。 I was glad to see here one of the jars from the marriage…supper in Cana。 We can identify it by a piece which is broken out； and the piece is in Notre Dame in Paris。 It has been in this church five hundred years。 The sacristan； a very intelligent person； with a shaven crown and his hair cut straight across his forehead； who showed us the church； gave us much useful information about bones； teeth； and the remains of the garments that the virgins wore； and I could not tell from his face how much he expected us to believe。 I asked the little fussy old guide of an English party who had joined us； how much he believed of the story。 He was a Protestant； and replied； still anxious to keep up the credit of his city； 〃Tousands is too many； some hundreds maybe； tousands is too many。〃
A GLIMPSE OF THE RHINE
You have seen the Rhine in pictures； you have read its legends。 You know； in imagination at least； how it winds among craggy hills of splendid form； turning so abruptly as to leave you often shut in with no visible outlet from the wall of rock and forest； how the castles； some in ruins so as to be as unsightly as any old pile of rubbish； others with feudal towers and battlements； still perfect； hang on the crags； or stand sharp against the sky； or nestle by the stream or on some lonely island。 You know that the Rhine has been to Germans what the Nile was to the Egyptians；a delight； and the theme of song and story。 Here the Roman eag