tell the 'Squire； that she thought him and Olivia extremely of a size； and would bid both stand up to see which was tallest。 These instances of cunning； which she thought impenetrable； yet which every body saw through； were very pleasing to our benefactor； who gave every day some new proofs of his passion； which though they had not arisen to proposals of marriage； yet we thought fell but little short of it； and his slowness was attributed sometimes to native bashfulness； and sometimes to his fear of offending his uncle。 An occurrence； however； which happened soon after； put it beyond a doubt that he designed to become one of our family； my wife even regarded it as an absolute promise。
My wife and daughters happening to return a visit to neighbour Flamborough's； found that family had lately got their pictures drawn by a limner； who travelled the country； and took likenesses for fifteen shillings a head。 As this family and ours had long a sort of rivalry in point of taste； our spirit took the alarm at this stolen march upon us； and notwithstanding all I could say； and I said much； it was resolved that we should have our pictures done too。 Having； therefore； engaged the limner； for what could I do？ our next deliberation was to shew the superiority of our taste in the attitudes。 As for our neighbour's family； there were seven of them； and they were drawn with seven oranges； a thing quite out of taste； no variety in life； no composition in the world。 We desired to have something in a brighter style； and； after many debates； at length came to an unanimous resolution of being drawn together； in one large historical family piece。 This would be cheaper； since one frame would serve for all； and it would be infinitely more genteel； for all families of any taste were now drawn in the same manner。 As we did not immediately recollect an historical subject to hit us； we were contented each with being drawn as independent historical figures。 My wife desired to be represented as Venus； and the painter was desired not to be too frugal of his diamonds in her stomacher and hair。 Her two little ones were to be as Cupids by her side； while I； in my gown and band； was to present her with my books on the Whistonian controversy。 Olivia would be drawn as an Amazon； sitting upon a bank of flowers； drest in a green joseph； richly laced with gold； and a whip in her hand。 Sophia was to be a shepherdess； with as many sheep as the painter could put in for nothing； and Moses was to be drest out with an hat and white feather。 Our taste so much pleased the 'Squire； that he insisted on being put in as one of the family in the character of Alexander the great； at Olivia's feet。 This was considered by us all as an indication of his desire to be introduced into the family； nor could we refuse his request。 The painter was therefore set to work； and as he wrought with assiduity and expedition； in less than four days the whole was compleated。 The piece was large； and it must be owned he did not spare his colours； for which my wife gave him great encomiums。 We were all perfectly satisfied with his performance； but an unfortunate circumstance had not occurred till the picture was finished； which now struck us with dismay。 It was so very large that we had no place in the house to fix it。 How we all came to disregard so material a point is inconceivable； but certain it is； we had been all greatly remiss。 The picture； therefore； instead of gratifying our vanity； as we hoped； leaned； in a most mortifying manner； against the kitchen wall； where the canvas was stretched and painted； much too large to be got through any of the doors； and the jest of all our neighhours。 One compared it to Robinson Crusoe's long…boat； too large to be removed； another thought it more resembled a reel in a bottle； some wondered how it could be got out； but still more were amazed how it ever got in。
But though it excited the ridicule of some； it effectually raised more malicious suggestions in many。 The 'Squire's portrait being found united with ours； was an honour too great to escape envy。 Scandalous whispers began to circulate at our expence； and our tranquility was continually disturbed by persons who came as friends to tell us what was said of us by enemies。 These reports we always resented with becoming spirit； but scandal ever improves by opposition。
We once again therefore entered into a consultation upon obviating the malice of our enemies； and at last came to a resolution which had too much cunning to give me entire satisfaction。 It was this： as our principal object was to discover the honour of Mr Thornhill's addresses； my wife undertook to sound him； by pretending to ask his advice in the choice of an husband for her eldest daughter。 If this was not found sufficient to induce him to a declaration； it was then resolved to terrify him with a rival。 To this last step； however； I would by no means give my consent； till Olivia gave me the most solemn assurances that she would marry the person provided to rival him upon this occasion； if he did not prevent it； by taking her himself。 Such was the scheme laid； which though I did not strenuously oppose； I did not entirely approve。
The next time； therefore； that Mr Thornhill came to see us； my girls took care to be out of the way； in order to give their mamma an opportunity of putting her scheme in execution； but they only retired to the next room； from whence they could over…hear the whole conversation： My wife artfully introduced it； by observing； that one of the Miss Flamboroughs was like to have a very good match of it in Mr Spanker。 To this the 'Squire assenting； she proceeded to remark； that they who had warm fortunes were always sure of getting good husbands： 'But heaven help；' continued she； 'the girls that have none。 What signifies beauty； Mr Thornhill？ or what signifies all the virtue； and all the qualifications in the world； in this age of self…interest？ It is not； what is she？ but what has she？ is all the cry。'
'Madam；' returned he； 'I highly approve the justice； as well as the novelty； of your remarks； and if I were a king； it should be otherwise。 It should then； indeed； be fine times with the girls without fortunes： our two young ladies should be the first for whom I would provide。' 'Ah； Sir！' returned my wife； 'you are pleased to be facetious： but I wish I were a queen； and then I know where my eldest daughter should look for an husband。 But now； that you have put it into my head； seriously Mr Thornhill； can't you recommend me a proper husband for her？ She is now nineteen years old； well grown and well educated； and； in my humble opinion； does not want for parts。' 'Madam；' replied he； 'if I were to chuse； I would find out a person possessed of every accomplishment that can make an angel happy。 One with prudence； fortune； taste； and sincerity； such； madam； would be； in my opinion； the proper husband。' 'Ay； Sir；' said she； 'but do you know of any such person？''No； madam；' returned he； 'it is impossible to know any person that deserves to be her husband： she's too great a treasure for one man's possession： she's a goddess。 Upon my soul； I speak what I think； she's an angel。' 'Ah； Mr Thornhill； you only flatter my poor girl： but we have been thinking of marrying her to one of your tenants； whose mother is lately dead； and who wants a manager： you know whom I mean； farmer Williams； a warm man； Mr Thornhill； able to give her good bread； and who has several times made her proposals： （which was actually the case） but； Sir；' concluded she； 'I should be glad to have your approbation of our choice。''How； madam；' replied he； 'my approbation！ My approbation of such a choice！ Never。 What！ Sacrifice so much beauty； and sense； and goodness； to a creature insensible of the blessing！ Excuse me； I can never approve of such a piece of injustice And I have my reasons！' 'Indeed； Sir；' cried Deborah； 'if you have your reasons； that's another affair； but I should be glad to know those reasons。' 'Excuse me； madam；' returned he； 'they lie too deep for discovery： （laying his hand upon his bosom） they remain buried； rivetted here。'
After he was gone； upon general consultation； we could not tell what to make of these fine sentiments。 Olivia considered them as instances of the most exalted passion； but I was not quite so sanguine： it seemed to me pretty plain； that they had more of love than matrimony in them： yet； whatever they might portend； it was resolved to prosecute the scheme of farmer Williams； who； from my daughter's first appearance in the country； had paid her his addresses。
CHAPTER 17
Scarce any virtue found to resist the power of long and pleasing temptation
As I only studied my child's real happiness； the assiduity of Mr Williams pleased me； as he was in easy circumstances； prudent； and sincere。 It required but very little encouragement to revive his former passion； so that in an evening or two he and Mr Thornhill met at our house； and surveyed each other for some time with looks of anger： but Williams owed his landlord no rent； and little regarded his indignation。 Olivia； on her side； acted the coquet to perfection； if that might be called acting which was her real character； pretending to lavish all her tenderness on her new lover。 Mr Thornhill appeared quite dejected at this preference； and with a pensive air took leave； though I own it puzzled me to find him so much in pain as he appeared to be； when he had it in his power so easily to remove the cause； by declaring an honourable passion。 But whatever uneasiness he seemed to endure； it could easily be perceived that Olivia's anguish was still greater。 After any of these interviews between her lovers； of which there were several； she usually retired to solitude； and there indulged her grief。 It was in such a situation I found her one evening； after she had been for some time supporting a fictitious gayety。'You now see； my child；' said I； 'that your confidence in Mr Thornhill's passion was all a dream： he permits the rivalry of another； every way his inferior； though he knows it lies in his power to secure you to himself by a candid declaration。''Yes； pappa；' returned she； 'but he has his reasons for this delay： I know he has。 The sincerity of his looks and words convince me of hi