who referred themselves to his judgment upon every picture or medal； as to an unerring standard of taste。 He made very good use of my assistance upon these occasions； for when asked his opinion； he would gravely take me aside； and ask mine； shrug； look wise； return； and assure the company； that he could give no opinion upon an affair of so much importance。 Yet there was sometimes an occasion for a more supported assurance。 I remember to have seen him； after giving his opinion that the colouring of a picture was not mellow enough； very deliberately take a brush with brown varnish； that was accidentally lying by； and rub it over the piece with great composure before all the company； and then ask if he had not improved the tints。
'When he had finished his commission in Paris； he left me strongly recommended to several men of distinction； as a person very proper for a travelling tutor； and after some time I was employed in that capacity by a gentleman who brought his ward to Paris； in order to set him forward on his tour through Europe。 I was to be the young gentleman's governor； but with a proviso that he should always be permitted to govern himself。 My pupil in fact understood the art of guiding in money concerns much better than I。 He was heir to a fortune of about two hundred thousand pounds； left him by an uncle in the West Indies； and his guardians； to qualify him for the management of it； had bound him apprentice to an attorney。 Thus avarice was his prevailing passion： all his questions on the road were how money might be saved； which was the least expensive course of travel； whether any thing could be bought that would turn to account when disposed of again in London。 Such curiosities on the way as could be seen for nothing he was ready enough to look at； but if the sight of them was to be paid for； he usually asserted that he had been told they were not worth seeing。 He never paid a bill； that he would not observe； how amazingly expensive travelling was； and all this though he was not yet twenty…one。 When arrived at Leghorn； as we took a walk to look at the port and shipping； he enquired the expence of the passage by sea home to England。 This he was informed was but a trifle； compared to his returning by land； he was therefore unable to withstand the temptation； so paying me the small part of my salary that was due； he took leave； and embarked with only one attendant for London。
'I now therefore was left once more upon the world at large； but then it was a thing I was used to。 However my skill in music could avail me nothing in a country where every peasant was a better musician than I； but by this time I had acquired another talent； which answered my purpose as well； and this was a skill in disputation。 In all the foreign universities and convents； there are upon certain days philosophical theses maintained against every adventitious disputant； for which； if the champion opposes with any dexterity； he can claim a gratuity in money； a dinner； and a bed； for one night。 In this manner therefore I fought my way towards England； walked along from city to city； examined mankind more nearly； and； if I may so express it； saw both sides of the picture。 My remarks； however； are but few： I found that monarchy was the best government for the poor to live in； and commonwealths for the rich。 I found that riches in general were in every country another name for freedom； and that no man is so fond of liberty himself as not to be desirous of subjecting the will of some individuals in society to his own。
'Upon my arrival in England； I resolved to pay my respects first to you； and then to enlist as a volunteer in the first expedition that was going forward； but on my journey down my resolutions were changed； by meeting an old acquaintance； who I found belonged to a company of comedians； that were going to make a summer campaign in the country。 The company seemed not much to disapprove of me for an associate。 They all； however； apprized me of the importance of the task at which I aimed； that the public was a many headed monster； and that only such as had very good heads could please it： that acting was not to be learnt in a day； and that without some traditional shrugs； which had been on the stage； and only on the stage； these hundred years； I could never pretend to please。 The next difficulty was in fitting me with parts； as almost every character was in keeping。 I was driven for some time from one character to another； till at last Horatio was fixed upon； which the presence of the present company has happily hindered me from acting。'
CHAPTER 21
The short continuance of friendship amongst the vicious； which is coeval only with mutual satisfaction
My son's account was too long to be delivered at once； the first part of it was begun that night； and he was concluding the rest after dinner the next day； when the appearance of Mr Thornhill's equipage at the door seemed to make a pause in the general satisfaction。 The butler； who was now become my friend in the family； informed me with a whisper； that the 'Squire had already made some overtures to Miss Wilmot； and that her aunt and uncle seemed highly to approve the match。 Upon Mr Thornhill's entering； he seemed； at seeing my son and me； to start back； but I readily imputed that to surprize； and not displeasure。 However； upon our advancing to salute him； he returned our greeting with the most apparent candour； and after a short time； his presence served only to encrease the general good humour。
After tea he called me aside； to enquire after my daughter； but upon my informing him that my enquiry was unsuccessful； he seemed greatly surprised； adding； that he had been since frequently at my house； in order to comfort the rest of my family； whom he left perfectly well。 He then asked if I had communicated her misfortune to Miss Wilmot； or my son； and upon my replying that I had not told them as yet； he greatly approved my prudence and precaution； desiring me by all means to keep it a secret： 'For at best；' cried he； 'it is but divulging one's own infamy； and perhaps Miss Livy may not be so guilty as we all imagine。' We were here interrupted by a servant； who came to ask the 'Squire in； to stand up at country dances； so that he left me quite pleased with the interest he seemed to take in my concerns。 His addresses； however； to Miss Wilmot； were too obvious to be mistaken； and yet she seemed not perfectly pleased； but bore them rather in compliance to the will of her aunt； than from real inclination。 I had even the satisfaction to see her lavish some kind looks upon my unfortunate son； which the other could neither extort by his fortune nor assiduity。 Mr Thornhill's seeming composure； however； not a little surprised me： we had now continued here a week； at the pressing instances of Mr Arnold； but each day the more tenderness Miss Wilmot shewed my son； Mr Thomhill's friendship seemed proportionably to encrease for him。
He had formerly made us the most kind assurances of using his interest to serve the family； but now his generosity was not confined to promises alone： the morning I designed for my departure； Mr Thornhill came to me with looks of real pleasure to inform me of a piece of service he had done for his friend George。 This was nothing less than his having procured him an ensign's commission in one of the regiments that was going to the West Indies； for which he had promised but one hundred pounds； his interest having been sufficient to get an abatement of the other two。 'As for this trifling piece of service；' continued the young gentleman； 'I desire no other reward but the pleasure of having served my friend； and as for the hundred pound to be paid； if you are unable to raise it yourselves； I will advance it； and you shall repay me at your leisure。' This was a favour we wanted words to express our sense of。 I readily therefore gave my bond for the money； and testified as much gratitude as if I never intended to pay。
George was to depart for town the next day to secure his commission； in pursuance of his generous patron's directions； who judged it highly expedient to use dispatch； lest in the mean time another should step in with more advantageous proposals。 The next morning； therefore； our young soldier was early prepared for his departure； and seemed the only person among us that was not affected by it。 Neither the fatigues and dangers he was going to encounter； nor the friends and mistress； for Miss Wilmot actually loved him； he was leaving behind； any way damped his spirits。 After he had taken leave of the rest of the company； I gave him all I had； my blessing。 'And now； my boy；' cried I； 'thou art going to fight for thy country； remember how thy brave grandfather fought for his sacred king； when loyalty among Britons was a virtue。 Go； my boy； and immitate him in all but his misfortunes； if it was a misfortune to die with Lord Falkland。 Go； my boy； and if you fall； tho' distant； exposed and unwept by those that love you； the most precious tears are those with which heaven bedews the unburied head of a soldier。'
The next morning I took leave of the good family； that had been kind enough to entertain me so long； not without several expressions of gratitude to Mr Thornhill for his late bounty。 I left them in the enjoyment of all that happiness which affluence and good breeding procure； and returned towards home； despairing of ever finding my daughter more； but sending a sigh to heaven to spare and to forgive her。 I was now come within about twenty miles of home； having hired an horse to carry me； as I was yet but weak； and comforted myself with the hopes of soon seeing all I held dearest upon earth。 But the night coming on； I put up at a little public…house by the roadside； and asked for the landlord's company over a pint of wine。 We sate beside his kitchen fire； which was the best room in the house； and chatted on politics and the news of the country。 We happened； among other topics； to talk of young 'Squire Thornhill； who the host assured me was hated as much as his uncle Sir William； who sometimes came down to the country； was loved。 He went on to observe； that he made it his whole study to betray the daughters of such as received him to their houses； and after a fortni