han you in my time； and yet； with all my tricks； the blockheads have been too many for me at last。'
'I suppose；' cried my son； 'that the narrative of such a life as yours must be extremely instructive and amusing。'
'Not much of either；' returned Mr Jenkinson。 'Those relations which describe the tricks and vices only of mankind； by increasing our suspicion in life； retard our success。 The traveller that distrusts every person he meets； and turns back upon the appearance of every man that looks like a robber； seldom arrives in time at his journey's end。
'Indeed I think from my own experience； that the knowing one is the silliest fellow under the sun。 I was thought cunning from my very childhood； when but seven years old the ladies would say that I was a perfect little man； at fourteen I knew the world； cocked my hat； and loved the ladies； at twenty； though I was perfectly honest； yet every one thought me so cunning； that not one would trust me。 Thus I was at last obliged to turn sharper in my own defence； and have lived ever since； my head throbbing with schemes to deceive； and my heart palpitating with fears of detection。
'I used often to laugh at your honest simple neighbour Flamborough； and one way or another generally cheated him once a year。 Yet still the honest man went forward without suspicion； and grew rich； while I still continued tricksy and cunning； and was poor； without the consolation of being honest。
'However；' continued he； 'let me know your case； and what has brought you here； perhaps though I have not skill to avoid a gaol myself； I may extricate my friends。'
In compliance with his curiosity； I informed him of the whole train of accidents and follies that had plunged me into my present troubles； and my utter inability to get free。
After hearing my story； and pausing some minutes； he slapt his forehead； as if he had hit upon something material； and took his leave； saying he would try what could be done。
CHAPTER 27
The same subject continued
The next morning I communicated to my wife and children the scheme I had planned of reforming the prisoners； which they received with universal disapprobation； alledging the impossibility and impropriety of it； adding； that my endeavours would no way contribute to their amendment； but might probably disgrace my calling。
'Excuse me；' returned I； 'these people； however fallen； are still men； and that is a very good title to my affections。 Good council rejected returns to enrich the giver's bosom； and though the instruction I communicate may not mend them； yet it will assuredly mend myself。 If these wretches； my children； were princes； there would be thousands ready to offer their ministry； but； in my opinion； the heart that is buried in a dungeon is as precious as that seated upon a throne。 Yes； my treasures； if I can mend them I will； perhaps they will not all despise me。 Perhaps I may catch up even one from the gulph； and； that will be great gain； for is there upon earth a gem so precious as the human soul？'
Thus saying； I left them； and descended to the common prison； where I found the prisoners very merry； expecting my arrival； and each prepared with some gaol trick to play upon the doctor。 Thus； as I was going to begin； one turned my wig awry； as if by accident； and then asked my pardon。 A second； who stood at some distance； had a knack of spitting through his teeth； which fell in showers upon my book。 A third would cry amen in such an affected tone as gave the rest great delight。 A fourth had slily picked my pocket of my spectacles。 But there was one whose trick gave more universal pleasure than all the rest； for observing the manner in which I had disposed my books on the table before me； he very dextrously displaced one of them； and put an obscene jest…book of his own in the place。 However I took no notice of all that this mischievous groupe of little beings could do； but went on； perfectly sensible that what was ridiculous in my attempt； would excite mirth only the first or second time； while what was serious would be permanent。 My design succeeded； and in less than six days some were penitent； and all attentive。
It was now that I applauded my perseverance and address； at thus giving sensibility to wretches divested of every moral feeling； and now began to think of doing them temporal services also； by rendering their situation somewhat more comfortable。 Their time had hitherto been divided between famine and excess； tumultous riot and bitter repining。 Their only employment was quarrelling among each other； playing at cribbage； and cutting tobacco stoppers。 From this last mode of idle industry I took the hint of setting such as chose to work at cutting pegs for tobacconists and shoemakers； the proper wood being bought by a general subscription； and when manufactured； sold by my appointment； so that each earned something every day： a trifle indeed； but sufficient to maintain him。
I did not stop here； but instituted fines for the punishment of immorality； and rewards for peculiar industry。 Thus in less than a fortnight I had formed them into something social and humane； and had the pleasure of regarding myself as a legislator； who had brought men from their native ferocity into friendship and obedience。
And it were highly to be wished； that legislative power would thus direct the law rather to reformation than severity。 That it would seem convinced that the work of eradicating crimes is not by making punishments familiar； but formidable。 Then instead of our present prisons； which find or make men guilty； which enclose wretches for the commission of one crime； and return them； if returned alive； fitted for the perpetration of thousands； we should see； as in other parts of Europe； places of penitence and solitude； where the accused might be attended by such as could give them repentance if guilty； or new motives to virtue if innocent。 And this； but not the increasing punishments； is the way to mend a state： nor can I avoid even questioning the validity of that right which social combinations have assumed of capitally punishing offences of a slight nature。 In cases of murder their right is obvious； as it is the duty of us all； from the law of self…defence； to cut off that man who has shewn a disregard for the life of another。 Against such； all nature arises in arms； but it is not so against him who steals my property。 Natural law gives me no right to take away his life； as by that the horse he steals is as much his property as mine。 If then I have any right； it must be from a compact made between us； that he who deprives the other of his horse shall die。 But this is a false compact； because no man has a right to barter his life； no more than to take it away； as it is not his own。 And beside； the compact is inadequate； and would be set aside even in a court of modern equity； as there is a great penalty for a very trifling convenience； since it is far better that two men should live； than that one man should ride。 But a compact that is false between two men； is equally so between an hundred； or an hundred thousand； for as ten millions of circles can never make a square； so the united voice of myriads cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood。 It is thus that reason speaks； and untutored nature says the same thing。 Savages that are directed by natural law alone are very tender of the lives of each other； they seldom shed blood but to retaliate former cruelty。
Our Saxon ancestors； fierce as they were in war； had but few executions in times of peace； and in all commencing governments that have the print of nature still strong upon them； scarce any crime is held capital。
It is among the citizens of a refined community that penal laws； which are in the hands of the rich； are laid upon the poor。 Government； while it grows older； seems to acquire the moroseness of age； and as if our property were become dearer in proportion as it increased； as if the more enormous our wealth； the more extensive our fears； all our possessions are paled up with new edicts every day； and hung round with gibbets to scare every invader。
I cannot tell whether it is from the number of our penal laws； or the licentiousness of our people； that this country should shew more convicts in a year； than half the dominions of Europe united。 Perhaps it is owing to both； for they mutually produce each other。 When by indiscriminate penal laws a nation beholds the same punishment affixed to dissimilar degrees of guilt； from perceiving no distinction in the penalty； the people are led to lose all sense of distinction in the crime； and this distinction is the bulwark of all morality： thus the multitude of laws produce new vices； and new vices call for fresh restraints。
It were to be wished then that power； instead a contriving new laws to punish vice； instead of drawing hard the cards of society till a convulsion come to burst them； instead of cutting away wretches as useless； before we have tried their utility； instead of converting correction into vengeance； it were to be wished that we tried the restrictive arts of government； and made law the protector； but not the tyrant of the people。 We should then find that creatures； whose souls are held as dross； only wanted the hand of a refiner； we should then find that wretches； now stuck up for long tortures； lest luxury should feel a momentary pang； might； if properly treated； serve to sinew the state in times of danger； that； as their faces are like ours； their hearts are so too； that few minds are so base as that perseverance cannot amend； that a man may see his last crime without dying for it； and that very little blood will serve to cement our security。
CHAPTER 28
Happiness and misery rather the result of prudence than of virtue in this life。 Temporal evils or felicities being regarded by heaven as things merely in themselves trifling and unworthy its care in the distribution
I had now been confined more than a fortnight； but had not since my arrival been visited by my dear Olivia； and I greatly longed to see her。 Having communicated my wishes to my wife； the next morning the poor girl entered my apartment； leaning on her sister's arm。 The change which I saw in her countenance struck me。 The numberles