other words; loosen by assiduous wedges in every joint; the whole fabric of social existence; stone from stone: till at last; all now being loose enough; it can; as we already see in most countries; be overset by sudden outburst of revolutionary rage; and; lying as mere mountains of anarchic rubbish; solicit you to sing Fraternity; &c。; over it; and to rejoice in the new remarkable era of human progress we have arrived at。
Certainly Emancipation proceeds with rapid strides among us; this good while; and has got to such a length as might give rise to reflections in men of a serious turn。 West…Indian Blacks are emancipated; and it appears refuse to work: Irish Whites have long been entirely emancipated; and nobody asks them to work; or on condition of finding them potatoes (which; of course; is indispensable); permits them to work。Among speculative persons; a question has sometimes risen: In the progress of Emancipation; are we to look for a time when all the Horses also are to be emancipated; and brought to the supply…and…demand principle? Horses too have 〃motives;〃 are acted on by hunger; fear; hope; love of oats; terror of platted leather; nay they have vanity; ambition; emulation; thankfulness; vindictiveness; some rude outline of all our human spiritualities;a rude resemblance to us in mind and intelligence; even as they have in bodily frame。 The Horse; poor dumb four…footed fellow; he too has his private feelings; his affections; gratitudes; and deserves good usage; no human master; without crime; shall treat him unjustly either; or recklessly lay on the whip where it is not needed:I am sure if I could make him 〃happy;〃 I should be willing to grant a small vote (in addition to the late twenty millions) for that object!
Him too you occasionally tyrannize over; and with bad result to yourselves; among others; using the leather in a tyrannous unnecessary manner; withholding; or scantily furnishing; the oats and ventilated stabling that are due。 Rugged horse…subduers; one fears they are a little tyrannous at times。 〃Am I not a horse; and half…brother?〃To remedy which; so far as remediable; fancythe horses all 〃emancipated;〃 restored to their primeval right of property in the grass of this Globe: turned out to graze in an independent supply…and…demand manner! So long as grass lasts; I dare say they are very happy; or think themselves so。 And Farmer Hodge sallying forth; on a dry spring morning; with a sieve of oats in his hand; and agony of eager expectation in his heart; is he happy? Help me to plough this day; Black Dobbin: oats in full measure if thou wilt。 〃Hlunh; Nothank!〃 snorts Black Dobbin; he prefers glorious liberty and the grass。 Bay Darby; wilt not thou perhaps? 〃Hlunh!〃Gray Joan; then; my beautiful broad…bottomed mare;O Heaven; she too answers Hlunh! Not a quadruped of them will plough a stroke for me。 Corn…crops are _ended_ in this world!For the sake; if not of Hodge; then of Hodge's horses; one prays this benevolent practice might now cease; and a new and better one try to begin。 Small kindness to Hodge's horses to emancipate them! The fate of all emancipated horses is; sooner or later; inevitable。 To have in this habitable Earth no grass to eat;in Black Jamaica gradually none; as in White Connemara already none;to roam aimless; wasting the seedfields of the world; and be hunted home to Chaos; by the due watch…dogs and due hell…dogs; with such horrors of forsaken wretchedness as were never seen before! These things are not sport; they are terribly true; in this country at this hour。
Between our Black West Indies and our White Ireland; between these two extremes of lazy refusal to work; and of famishing inability to find any work; what a world have we made of it; with our fierce Mammon…worships; and our benevolent philanderings; and idle godless nonsenses of one kind and another! Supply…and…demand; Leave…it…alone; Voluntary Principle; Time will mend it:till British industrial existence seems fast becoming one huge poison…swamp of reeking pestilence physical and moral; a hideous _living_ Golgotha of souls and bodies buried alive; such a Curtius' gulf; communicating with the Nether Deeps; as the Sun never saw till now。 These scenes; which the _Morning Chronicle_ is bringing home to all minds of men;thanks to it for a service such as Newspapers have seldom done;ought to excite unspeakable reflections in every mind。 Thirty thousand outcast Needlewomen working themselves swiftly to death; three million Paupers rotting in forced idleness; _helping_ said Needlewomen to die: these are but items in the sad ledger of despair。
Thirty thousand wretched women; sunk in that putrefying well of abominations; they have oozed in upon London; from the universal Stygian quagmire of British industrial life; are accumulated in the _well_ of the concern; to that extent。 British charity is smitten to the heart; at the laying bare of such a scene; passionately undertakes; by enormous subscription of money; or by other enormous effort; to redress that individual horror; as I and all men hope it may。 But; alas; what next? This general well and cesspool once baled clean out to…day; will begin before night to fill itself anew。 The universal Stygian quagmire is still there; opulent in women ready to be ruined; and in men ready。 Towards the same sad cesspool will these waste currents of human ruin ooze and gravitate as heretofore; except in draining the universal quagmire itself there is no remedy。 〃And for that; what is the method?〃 cry many in an angry manner。 To whom; for the present; I answer only; 〃Not 'emancipation;' it would seem; my friends; not the cutting loose of human ties; something far the reverse of that!〃
Many things have been written about shirtmaking; but here perhaps is the saddest thing of all; not written anywhere till now; that I know of。 Shirts by the thirty thousand are made at twopence…halfpenny each; and in the mean while no needlewoman; distressed or other; can be procured in London by any housewife to give; for fair wages; fair help in sewing。 Ask any thrifty house…mother; high or low; and she will answer。 In high houses and in low; there is the same answer: no _real_ needlewoman; 〃distressed〃 or other; has been found attainable in any of the houses I frequent。 Imaginary needlewomen; who demand considerable wages; and have a deepish appetite for beer and viands; I hear of everywhere; but their sewing proves too often a distracted puckering and botching; not sewing; only the fallacious hope of it; a fond imagination of the mind。 Good sempstresses are to be hired in every village; and in London; with its famishing thirty thousand; not at all; or hardly;Is not No…government beautiful in human business? To such length has the Leave…alone principle carried it; by way of organizing labor; in this affair of shirtmaking。 Let us hope the Leave…alone principle has now got its apotheosis; and taken wing towards higher regions than ours; to deal henceforth with a class of affairs more appropriate for it!
Reader; did you ever hear of 〃Constituted Anarchy〃? Anarchy; the choking; sweltering; deadly and killing rule of No…rule; the consecration of cupidity; and braying folly; and dim stupidity and baseness; in most of the affairs of men? Slop…shirts attainable three halfpence cheaper; by the ruin of living bodies and immortal souls? Solemn Bishops and high Dignitaries; _our_ divine 〃Pillars of Fire by night;〃 debating meanwhile; with their largest wigs and gravest look; upon something they call 〃prevenient grace〃? Alas; our noble men of genius; Heaven's _real_ messengers to us; they also rendered nearly futile by the wasteful time;preappointed they everywhere; and assiduously trained by all their pedagogues and monitors; to 〃rise in Parliament;〃 to compose orations; write books; or in short speak words; for the approval of reviewers; instead of doing real kingly work to be approved of by the gods! Our 〃Government;〃 a highly 〃responsible〃 one; responsible to no God that I can hear of; but to the twenty…seven million _gods_ of the shilling gallery。 A Government tumbling and drifting on the whirlpools and mud…deluges; floating atop in a conspicuous manner; no…whither;like the carcass of a drowned ass。 Authentic _Chaos_ come up into this sunny Cosmos again; and all men singing Gloria in _excelsis_ to it。 In spirituals and temporals; in field and workshop; from Manchester to Dorsetshire; from Lambeth Palace to the Lanes of Whitechapel; wherever men meet and toil and traffic together;Anarchy; Anarchy; and only the street…constable (though with ever…increasing difficulty) still maintaining himself in the middle of it; that so; for one thing; this blessed exchange of slop…shirts for the souls of women may transact itself in a peaceable manner!I; for my part; do profess myself in eternal opposition to this; and discern well that universal Ruin has us in the wind; unless we can get out of this。 My friend Crabbe; in a late number of his _Intermittent Radiator_; pertinently enough exclaims:
〃When shall we have done with all this of British Liberty; Voluntary Principle; Dangers of Centralization; and the like? It is really getting too bad。 For British Liberty; it seems; the people cannot be taught to read。 British Liberty; shuddering to interfere with the rights of capital; takes six or eight millions of money annually to feed the idle laborer whom it dare not employ。 For British Liberty we live over poisonous cesspools; gully…drains; and detestable abominations; and omnipotent London cannot sweep the dirt out of itself。 British Liberty produceswhat? Floods of Hansard Debates every year; and apparently little else at present。 If these are the results of British Liberty; I; for one; move we should lay it on the shelf a little; and look out for something other and farther。 We have achieved British Liberty hundreds of years ago; and are fast growing; on the strength of it; one of the most absurd populations the Sun; among his great Museum of Absurdities; looks down upon at present。〃
Curious enough: the model of the world just now is England and her Constitution; all Nations striving towards it: poor France swimming these last sixty years in seas of horrid dissolution and confusion;