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think¡¡it¡¡would¡¡be¡¡very¡¡nice¡¡if¡¡you¡¡were¡¡to¡¡say¡¡'come'¡¡like¡¡other
people£»¡¡instead¡¡of¡¡'tum'£¿¡¨

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Theobald¡¡was¡¡always¡¡in¡¡a¡¡bad¡¡temper¡¡on¡¡Sunday¡¡evening¡£¡¡¡¡Whether¡¡it
is¡¡that¡¡they¡¡are¡¡as¡¡much¡¡bored¡¡with¡¡the¡¡day¡¡as¡¡their¡¡neighbours£»¡¡or
whether¡¡they¡¡are¡¡tired£»¡¡or¡¡whatever¡¡the¡¡cause¡¡may¡¡be£»¡¡clergymen¡¡are
seldom¡¡at¡¡their¡¡best¡¡on¡¡Sunday¡¡evening£»¡¡I¡¡had¡¡already¡¡seen¡¡signs
that¡¡evening¡¡that¡¡my¡¡host¡¡was¡¡cross£»¡¡and¡¡was¡¡a¡¡little¡¡nervous¡¡at
hearing¡¡Ernest¡¡say¡¡so¡¡promptly¡¡¡¨I¡¡do¡¡say¡¡tum£»¡¨¡¡when¡¡his¡¡papa¡¡had
said¡¡he¡¡did¡¡not¡¡say¡¡it¡¡as¡¡he¡¡should¡£

Theobald¡¡noticed¡¡the¡¡fact¡¡that¡¡he¡¡was¡¡being¡¡contradicted¡¡in¡¡a
moment¡£¡¡¡¡He¡¡got¡¡up¡¡from¡¡his¡¡arm¡­chair¡¡and¡¡went¡¡to¡¡the¡¡piano¡£

¡¨No£»¡¡Ernest£»¡¡you¡¡don't£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡said£»¡¡¡¨you¡¡say¡¡nothing¡¡of¡¡the¡¡kind£»¡¡you
say¡¡'tum£»'¡¡not¡¡'come¡£'¡¡¡¡Now¡¡say¡¡'come'¡¡after¡¡me£»¡¡as¡¡I¡¡do¡£¡¨

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thought¡¡it¡¡was£»¡¡but¡¡it¡¡was¡¡not¡£

¡¨Now£»¡¡Ernest£»¡¡you¡¡are¡¡not¡¡taking¡¡pains£º¡¡¡¡you¡¡are¡¡not¡¡trying¡¡as¡¡you
ought¡¡to¡¡do¡£¡¡¡¡It¡¡is¡¡high¡¡time¡¡you¡¡learned¡¡to¡¡say¡¡'come£»'¡¡why£»¡¡Joey
can¡¡say¡¡'come£»'¡¡can't¡¡you£»¡¡Joey£¿¡¨

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off¡¡¡¨come¡£¡¨

¡¨There£»¡¡Ernest£»¡¡do¡¡you¡¡hear¡¡that£¿¡¡¡¡There's¡¡no¡¡difficulty¡¡about¡¡it£»
nor¡¡shadow¡¡of¡¡difficulty¡£¡¡¡¡Now£»¡¡take¡¡your¡¡own¡¡time£»¡¡think¡¡about¡¡it£»
and¡¡say¡¡'come'¡¡after¡¡me¡£¡¨

The¡¡boy¡¡remained¡¡silent¡¡a¡¡few¡¡seconds¡¡and¡¡then¡¡said¡¡¡¨tum¡¨¡¡again¡£

I¡¡laughed£»¡¡but¡¡Theobald¡¡turned¡¡to¡¡me¡¡impatiently¡¡and¡¡said£»¡¡¡¨Please
do¡¡not¡¡laugh£»¡¡Overton£»¡¡it¡¡will¡¡make¡¡the¡¡boy¡¡think¡¡it¡¡does¡¡not
matter£»¡¡and¡¡it¡¡matters¡¡a¡¡great¡¡deal£»¡¨¡¡then¡¡turning¡¡to¡¡Ernest¡¡he
said£»¡¡¡¨Now£»¡¡Ernest£»¡¡I¡¡will¡¡give¡¡you¡¡one¡¡more¡¡chance£»¡¡and¡¡if¡¡you
don't¡¡say¡¡'come£»'¡¡I¡¡shall¡¡know¡¡that¡¡you¡¡are¡¡self¡­willed¡¡and
naughty¡£¡¨

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which¡¡comes¡¡upon¡¡the¡¡face¡¡of¡¡a¡¡puppy¡¡when¡¡it¡¡is¡¡being¡¡scolded
without¡¡understanding¡¡why¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡child¡¡saw¡¡well¡¡what¡¡was¡¡coming¡¡now£»
was¡¡frightened£»¡¡and£»¡¡of¡¡course£»¡¡said¡¡¡¨tum¡¨¡¡once¡¡more¡£

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shoulder¡£¡¡¡¡¡¨I¡¡have¡¡done¡¡my¡¡best¡¡to¡¡save¡¡you£»¡¡but¡¡if¡¡you¡¡will¡¡have¡¡it
so£»¡¡you¡¡will£»¡¨¡¡and¡¡he¡¡lugged¡¡the¡¡little¡¡wretch£»¡¡crying¡¡by
anticipation£»¡¡out¡¡of¡¡the¡¡room¡£¡¡¡¡A¡¡few¡¡minutes¡¡more¡¡and¡¡we¡¡could¡¡hear
screams¡¡coming¡¡from¡¡the¡¡dining¡­room£»¡¡across¡¡the¡¡hall¡¡which¡¡separated
the¡¡drawing¡­room¡¡from¡¡the¡¡dining¡­room£»¡¡and¡¡knew¡¡that¡¡poor¡¡Ernest¡¡was
being¡¡beaten¡£

¡¨I¡¡have¡¡sent¡¡him¡¡up¡¡to¡¡bed£»¡¨¡¡said¡¡Theobald£»¡¡as¡¡he¡¡returned¡¡to¡¡the
drawing¡­room£»¡¡¡¨and¡¡now£»¡¡Christina£»¡¡I¡¡think¡¡we¡¡will¡¡have¡¡the¡¡servants
in¡¡to¡¡prayers£»¡¨¡¡and¡¡he¡¡rang¡¡the¡¡bell¡¡for¡¡them£»¡¡red¡­handed¡¡as¡¡he¡¡was¡£



CHAPTER¡¡XXIII



The¡¡man¡­servant¡¡William¡¡came¡¡and¡¡set¡¡the¡¡chairs¡¡for¡¡the¡¡maids£»¡¡and
presently¡¡they¡¡filed¡¡in¡£¡¡¡¡First¡¡Christina's¡¡maid£»¡¡then¡¡the¡¡cook£»
then¡¡the¡¡housemaid£»¡¡then¡¡William£»¡¡and¡¡then¡¡the¡¡coachman¡£¡¡¡¡I¡¡sat
opposite¡¡them£»¡¡and¡¡watched¡¡their¡¡faces¡¡as¡¡Theobald¡¡read¡¡a¡¡chapter
from¡¡the¡¡Bible¡£¡¡¡¡They¡¡were¡¡nice¡¡people£»¡¡but¡¡more¡¡absolute¡¡vacancy¡¡I
never¡¡saw¡¡upon¡¡the¡¡countenances¡¡of¡¡human¡¡beings¡£

Theobald¡¡began¡¡by¡¡reading¡¡a¡¡few¡¡verses¡¡from¡¡the¡¡Old¡¡Testament£»
according¡¡to¡¡some¡¡system¡¡of¡¡his¡¡own¡£¡¡¡¡On¡¡this¡¡occasion¡¡the¡¡passage
came¡¡from¡¡the¡¡fifteenth¡¡chapter¡¡of¡¡Numbers£º¡¡¡¡it¡¡had¡¡no¡¡particular
bearing¡¡that¡¡I¡¡could¡¡see¡¡upon¡¡anything¡¡which¡¡was¡¡going¡¡on¡¡just¡¡then£»
but¡¡the¡¡spirit¡¡which¡¡breathed¡¡throughout¡¡the¡¡whole¡¡seemed¡¡to¡¡me¡¡to
be¡¡so¡¡like¡¡that¡¡of¡¡Theobald¡¡himself£»¡¡that¡¡I¡¡could¡¡understand¡¡better
after¡¡hearing¡¡it£»¡¡how¡¡he¡¡came¡¡to¡¡think¡¡as¡¡he¡¡thought£»¡¡and¡¡act¡¡as¡¡he
acted¡£

The¡¡verses¡¡are¡¡as¡¡follows¡¡¡­


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the¡¡land¡¡or¡¡a¡¡stranger£»¡¡the¡¡same¡¡reproacheth¡¡the¡¡Lord£»¡¡and¡¡that¡¡soul
shall¡¡be¡¡cut¡¡off¡¡from¡¡among¡¡his¡¡people¡£

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commandments£»¡¡that¡¡soul¡¡shall¡¡be¡¡utterly¡¡cut¡¡off£»¡¡his¡¡iniquity¡¡shall
be¡¡upon¡¡him¡£

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a¡¡man¡¡that¡¡gathered¡¡sticks¡¡upon¡¡the¡¡Sabbath¡¡day¡£

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Aaron£»¡¡and¡¡unto¡¡all¡¡the¡¡congregation¡£

¡¨And¡¡they¡¡put¡¡him¡¡in¡¡ward¡¡because¡¡it¡¡was¡¡not¡¡declared¡¡what¡¡should¡¡be
done¡¡to¡¡him¡£

¡¨And¡¡the¡¡Lord¡¡said¡¡unto¡¡Moses£»¡¡the¡¡man¡¡shall¡¡be¡¡surely¡¡put¡¡to¡¡death£»
all¡¡the¡¡congregation¡¡shall¡¡stone¡¡him¡¡with¡¡stones¡¡without¡¡the¡¡camp¡£

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him¡¡with¡¡stones£»¡¡and¡¡he¡¡died£»¡¡as¡¡the¡¡Lord¡¡commanded¡¡Moses¡£

¡¨And¡¡the¡¡Lord¡¡spake¡¡unto¡¡Moses£»¡¡saying£»

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fringes¡¡in¡¡the¡¡borders¡¡of¡¡their¡¡garments¡¡throughout¡¡their
generations£»¡¡and¡¡that¡¡they¡¡put¡¡upon¡¡the¡¡fringe¡¡of¡¡the¡¡borders¡¡a
ribband¡¡of¡¡blue¡£

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remember¡¡all¡¡the¡¡commandments¡¡of¡¡the¡¡Lord£»¡¡and¡¡do¡¡them£»¡¡and¡¡that¡¡ye
seek¡¡not¡¡after¡¡your¡¡own¡¡heart¡¡and¡¡your¡¡own¡¡eyes¡£

¡¨That¡¡ye¡¡may¡¡remember¡¡and¡¡do¡¡all¡¡my¡¡commandments¡¡and¡¡be¡¡holy¡¡unto
your¡¡God¡£

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to¡¡be¡¡your¡¡God£º¡¡¡¡I¡¡am¡¡the¡¡Lord¡¡your¡¡God¡£¡¨


My¡¡thoughts¡¡wandered¡¡while¡¡Theobald¡¡was¡¡reading¡¡the¡¡above£»¡¡and
reverted¡¡to¡¡a¡¡little¡¡matter¡¡which¡¡I¡¡had¡¡observed¡¡in¡¡the¡¡course¡¡of
the¡¡afternoon¡£

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their¡¡abode¡¡in¡¡the¡¡roof¡¡of¡¡the¡¡house¡¡under¡¡the¡¡slates£»¡¡and¡¡had
multiplied¡¡so¡¡that¡¡the¡¡drawing¡­room¡¡was¡¡a¡¡good¡¡deal¡¡frequented¡¡by
these¡¡bees¡¡during¡¡the¡¡summer£»¡¡when¡¡the¡¡windows¡¡were¡¡open¡£¡¡¡¡The
drawing¡­room¡¡paper¡¡was¡¡of¡¡a¡¡pattern¡¡which¡¡consisted¡¡of¡¡bunches¡¡of
red¡¡and¡¡white¡¡roses£»¡¡and¡¡I¡¡saw¡¡several¡¡bees¡¡at¡¡different¡¡times¡¡fly
up¡¡to¡¡these¡¡bunches¡¡and¡¡try¡¡them£»¡¡under¡¡the¡¡impression¡¡that¡¡they
were¡¡real¡¡flowers£»¡¡having¡¡tried¡¡one¡¡bunch£»¡¡they¡¡tried¡¡the¡¡next£»¡¡and
the¡¡next£»¡¡and¡¡the¡¡next£»¡¡till¡¡they¡¡reached¡¡the¡¡one¡¡that¡¡was¡¡nearest
the¡¡ceiling£»¡¡then¡¡they¡¡went¡¡down¡¡bunch¡¡by¡¡bunch¡¡as¡¡they¡¡had
ascended£»¡¡till¡¡they¡¡were¡¡stopped¡¡by¡¡the¡¡back¡¡of¡¡the¡¡sofa£»¡¡on¡¡this
they¡¡ascended¡¡bunch¡¡by¡¡bunch¡¡to¡¡the¡¡ceiling¡¡again£»¡¡and¡¡so¡¡on£»¡¡and¡¡so
on¡¡till¡¡I¡¡was¡¡tired¡¡of¡¡watching¡¡them¡£¡¡¡¡As¡¡I¡¡thought¡¡of¡¡the¡¡family
prayers¡¡being¡¡repeated¡¡night¡¡and¡¡morning£»¡¡week¡¡by¡¡week£»¡¡month¡¡by
month£»¡¡and¡¡year¡¡by¡¡year£»¡¡I¡¡could¡¡nor¡¡help¡¡thinking¡¡how¡¡like¡¡it¡¡was
to¡¡the¡¡way¡¡in¡¡which¡¡the¡¡bees¡¡went¡¡up¡¡the¡¡wall¡¡and¡¡down¡¡the¡¡wall£»
bunch¡¡by¡¡bunch£»¡¡without¡¡ever¡¡suspecting¡¡that¡¡so¡¡many¡¡of¡¡the
associated¡¡ideas¡¡could¡¡be¡¡present£»¡¡and¡¡yet¡¡the¡¡main¡¡idea¡¡be¡¡wanting
hopelessly£»¡¡and¡¡for¡¡ever¡£

When¡¡Theobald¡¡had¡¡finished¡¡reading¡¡we¡¡all¡¡knelt¡¡down¡¡and¡¡the¡¡Carlo
Dolci¡¡and¡¡the¡¡Sassoferrato¡¡looked¡¡down¡¡upon¡¡a¡¡sea¡¡of¡¡upturned¡¡backs£»
as¡¡we¡¡buried¡¡our¡¡faces¡¡in¡¡our¡¡chairs¡£¡¡¡¡I¡¡noted¡¡that¡¡Theobald¡¡prayed
that¡¡we¡¡might¡¡be¡¡made¡¡¡¨truly¡¡honest¡¡and¡¡conscientious¡¨¡¡in¡¡all¡¡our
dealings£»¡¡and¡¡smiled¡¡at¡¡the¡¡introduction¡¡of¡¡the¡¡¡¨truly¡£¡¨¡¡¡¡Then¡¡my
thoughts¡¡ran¡¡back¡¡to¡¡the¡¡bees¡¡and¡¡I¡¡reflected¡¡that¡¡after¡¡all¡¡it¡¡was
perhaps¡¡as¡¡well¡¡at¡¡any¡¡rate¡¡for¡¡Theobald¡¡that¡¡our¡¡prayers¡¡were
seldom¡¡marked¡¡by¡¡any¡¡very¡¡encouraging¡¡degree¡¡of¡¡response£»¡¡for¡¡if¡¡I
had¡¡thought¡¡there¡¡was¡¡the¡¡slightest¡¡chance¡¡of¡¡my¡¡being¡¡heard¡¡I
should¡¡have¡¡prayed¡¡that¡¡some¡¡one¡¡might¡¡ere¡¡long¡¡treat¡¡him¡¡as¡¡he¡¡had
treated¡¡Ernest¡£

Then¡¡my¡¡thoughts¡¡wandered¡¡on¡¡to¡¡those¡¡calculations¡¡which¡¡people¡¡make
about¡¡waste¡¡of¡¡time¡¡and¡¡how¡¡much¡¡one¡¡can¡¡get¡¡done¡¡if¡¡one¡¡gives¡¡ten
minutes¡¡a¡¡day¡¡to¡¡it£»¡¡and¡¡I¡¡was¡¡thinking¡¡what¡¡improper¡¡suggestion¡¡I
could¡¡make¡¡in¡¡connection¡¡with¡¡this¡¡and¡¡the¡¡time¡¡spent¡¡on¡¡family
prayers¡¡which¡¡should¡¡at¡¡the¡¡same¡¡time¡¡be¡¡just¡¡tolerable£»¡¡when¡¡I
heard¡¡Theobald¡¡beginning¡¡¡¨The¡¡grace¡¡of¡¡our¡¡Lord¡¡Jesus¡¡Christ¡¨¡¡and¡¡in
a¡¡few¡¡seconds¡¡the¡¡ceremony¡¡was¡¡over£»¡¡and¡¡the¡¡servants¡¡filed¡¡out
again¡¡as¡¡they¡¡had¡¡filed¡¡in¡£

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little¡¡ashamed¡¡of¡¡the¡¡transaction¡¡to¡¡which¡¡I¡¡had¡¡been¡¡a¡¡witness£»
imprudently¡¡returned¡¡to¡¡it£»¡¡and¡¡began¡¡to¡¡justify¡¡it£»¡¡saying¡¡that¡¡it
cut¡¡her¡¡to¡¡the¡¡heart£»¡¡and¡¡that¡¡it¡¡cut¡¡Theobald¡¡to¡¡the¡¡heart¡¡and¡¡a
good¡¡deal¡¡more£»¡¡but¡¡that¡¡¡¨it¡¡was¡¡the¡¡only¡¡thing¡¡to¡¡be¡¡done¡£¡¨

I¡¡received¡¡this¡¡as¡¡coldly¡¡as¡¡I¡¡decently¡¡could£»¡¡and¡¡by¡¡my¡¡silence
during¡¡the¡¡rest¡¡of¡¡the¡¡evening¡¡showed¡¡that¡¡I¡¡disapproved¡¡of¡¡what¡¡I
had¡¡seen¡£

Next¡¡day¡¡I¡¡was¡¡to¡¡go¡¡back¡¡to¡¡London£»¡¡but¡¡before¡¡I¡¡went¡¡I¡¡said¡¡I
should¡¡like¡¡to¡¡take¡¡some¡¡new¡­laid¡¡eggs¡¡back¡¡with¡¡me£»¡¡so¡¡Theobald
took¡¡me¡¡to¡¡the¡¡house¡¡of¡¡a¡¡labourer¡¡in¡¡the¡¡village¡¡who¡¡lived¡¡a
stone's¡¡throw¡¡from¡¡the¡¡Rectory¡¡as¡¡being¡¡likely¡¡to¡¡supply¡¡me¡¡with
them¡£¡¡¡¡Ernest£»¡¡for¡¡some¡¡reason¡¡or¡¡other£»¡¡was¡¡allowed¡¡to¡¡come¡¡too¡£¡¡¡¡I
think¡¡the¡¡hens¡¡had¡¡begun¡¡to¡¡sit£»¡¡but¡¡at¡¡any¡¡rate¡¡eggs¡¡were¡¡scarce£»
and¡¡the¡¡cottager's¡¡wife¡¡could¡¡not¡¡find¡¡me¡¡more¡¡than¡¡seven¡¡or¡¡eight£»
which¡¡we¡¡proceeded¡¡to¡¡wrap¡¡up¡¡in¡¡separate¡¡pieces¡¡of¡¡paper¡¡so¡¡that¡¡I
might¡¡take¡¡them¡¡to¡¡town¡¡safely¡£

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cottage¡¡door£»¡¡and¡¡while¡¡we¡¡were¡¡in¡¡the¡¡midst¡¡of¡¡it¡¡the¡¡cottager's
little¡¡boy£»¡¡a¡¡lad¡¡much¡¡about¡¡Ernest's¡¡age£»¡¡trod¡¡upon¡¡one¡¡of¡¡the¡¡eggs
that¡¡was¡¡wrapped¡¡up¡¡in¡¡paper¡¡and¡¡broke¡¡it¡£

¡¨There¡¡now£»¡¡Jack£»¡¨¡¡said¡¡his¡¡mother£»¡¡¡¨see¡¡what¡¡you've¡¡done£»¡¡you've
broken¡¡a¡¡nice¡¡egg¡¡and¡¡cost¡¡me¡¡a¡¡pennyHere£»¡¡Emma£»¡¨¡¡she¡¡added£»
calling¡¡her¡¡daughter£»¡¡¡¨take¡¡the¡¡child¡¡away£»¡¡there's¡¡a¡¡dear¡£¡¨

Emma¡¡came¡¡at¡¡once£»¡¡and¡¡walked¡¡off¡¡with¡¡the¡¡youngster£»¡¡taking¡¡him¡¡out
of¡¡harm's¡¡way¡£

¡¨Papa£»¡¨¡¡said¡¡Ernest£»¡¡after¡¡we¡¡had¡¡left¡¡the¡¡house£»¡¡¡¨Why¡¡didn't¡¡Mrs
Heaton¡¡whip¡¡Jack¡¡when¡¡he¡¡trod¡¡on¡¡the¡¡egg£¿¡¨

I¡¡was¡¡spiteful¡¡enough¡¡to¡¡give¡¡Theobald¡¡a¡¡grim¡¡smile¡¡which¡¡said¡¡as
plainly¡¡as¡¡words¡¡could¡¡have¡¡done¡¡that¡¡I¡¡thought¡¡Ernest¡¡had¡¡hit¡¡him
rather¡¡hard¡£

Theobald¡¡coloured¡¡and¡¡looked¡¡angry¡£¡¡¡¡¡¨I¡¡dare¡¡say£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡said¡¡quickly£»
¡¨that¡¡his¡¡mother¡¡will¡¡whip¡¡him¡¡now¡¡that¡¡we¡¡are¡¡gone¡£¡¨

I¡¡was¡¡not¡¡going¡¡to¡¡have¡¡this¡¡and¡¡said¡¡I¡¡did¡¡not¡¡believe¡¡it£»¡¡and¡¡so
the¡¡matter¡¡dropped£»¡¡but¡¡Theobald¡¡did¡¡not¡¡forget¡¡it¡¡and¡¡my¡¡visits¡¡to
Battersby¡¡were¡¡henceforth¡¡less¡¡frequent¡£

On¡¡our¡¡return¡¡to¡¡the¡¡house¡¡we¡¡found¡¡the¡¡postman¡¡had¡¡arrived¡¡and¡¡had
brought¡¡a¡¡letter¡¡appointing¡¡Theobald¡¡to¡¡a¡¡rural¡¡deanery¡¡which¡¡had
lately¡¡fallen¡¡vacant¡¡by¡¡the¡¡death¡¡of¡¡one¡¡of¡¡the¡¡neighbouring¡¡clergy
who¡¡had¡¡held¡¡the¡¡office¡¡for¡¡many¡¡years¡£¡¡¡¡The¡¡bishop¡¡wrote¡¡to
Theobald¡¡most¡¡warmly£»¡¡and¡¡assured¡¡him¡¡that¡¡he¡¡valued¡¡him¡¡as¡¡among
the¡¡most¡¡hard¡­working¡¡and¡¡devoted
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