whom the damsels； who had by this time made their peace with him； were
now relieving of his armour。 They had taken off his breastplate and
backpiece； but they neither knew nor saw how to open his gorget or
remove his make…shift helmet； for he had fastened it with green
ribbons； which； as there was no untying the knots； required to be cut。
This； however； he would not by any means consent to； so he remained
all the evening with his helmet on； the drollest and oddest figure
that can be imagined； and while they were removing his armour；
taking the baggages who were about it for ladies of high degree
belonging to the castle； he said to them with great sprightliness：
〃Oh； never； surely； was there knight
So served by hand of dame；
As served was he； Don Quixote hight；
When from his town he came；
With maidens waiting on himself；
Princesses on his hack…
…or Rocinante； for that； ladies mine； is my horse's name； and Don
Quixote of La Mancha is my own； for though I had no intention of
declaring myself until my achievements in your service and honour
had made me known； the necessity of adapting that old ballad of
Lancelot to the present occasion has given you the knowledge of my
name altogether prematurely。 A time； however； will come for your
ladyships to command and me to obey； and then the might of my arm will
show my desire to serve you。〃
The girls； who were not used to hearing rhetoric of this sort； had
nothing to say in reply； they only asked him if he wanted anything
to eat。 〃I would gladly eat a bit of something；〃 said Don Quixote；
〃for I feel it would come very seasonably。〃 The day happened to be a
Friday； and in the whole inn there was nothing but some pieces of
the fish they call in Castile 〃abadejo；〃 in Andalusia 〃bacallao；〃
and in some places 〃curadillo；〃 and in others 〃troutlet；〃 so they
asked him if he thought he could eat troutlet； for there was no
other fish to give him。 〃If there be troutlets enough；〃 said Don
Quixote； 〃they will be the same thing as a trout； for it is all one to
me whether I am given eight reals in small change or a piece of eight；
moreover； it may be that these troutlets are like veal； which is
better than beef； or kid； which is better than goat。 But whatever it
be let it come quickly； for the burden and pressure of arms cannot
be borne without support to the inside。〃 They laid a table for him
at the door of the inn for the sake of the air； and the host brought
him a portion of ill…soaked and worse cooked stockfish； and a piece of
bread as black and mouldy as his own armour； but a laughable sight
it was to see him eating； for having his helmet on and the beaver
up； he could not with his own hands put anything into his mouth unless
some one else placed it there； and this service one of the ladies
rendered him。 But to give him anything to drink was impossible； or
would have been so had not the landlord bored a reed； and putting
one end in his mouth poured the wine into him through the other； all
which he bore with patience rather than sever the ribbons of his
helmet。
While this was going on there came up to the inn a sowgelder； who；
as he approached； sounded his reed pipe four or five times； and
thereby completely convinced Don Quixote that he was in some famous
castle； and that they were regaling him with music； and that the
stockfish was trout； the bread the whitest； the wenches ladies； and
the landlord the castellan of the castle； and consequently he held
that his enterprise and sally had been to some purpose。 But still it
distressed him to think he had not been dubbed a knight； for it was
plain to him he could not lawfully engage in any adventure without
receiving the order of knighthood。
CHAPTER III
WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF
DUBBED A KNIGHT
HARASSED by this reflection； he made haste with his scanty
pothouse supper； and having finished it called the landlord； and
shutting himself into the stable with him； fell on his knees before
him； saying； 〃From this spot I rise not； valiant knight； until your
courtesy grants me the boon I seek； one that will redound to your
praise and the benefit of the human race。〃 The landlord； seeing his
guest at his feet and hearing a speech of this kind； stood staring
at him in bewilderment； not knowing what to do or say； and
entreating him to rise； but all to no purpose until he had agreed to
grant the boon demanded of him。 〃I looked for no less； my lord； from
your High Magnificence；〃 replied Don Quixote； 〃and I have to tell
you that the boon I have asked and your liberality has granted is that
you shall dub me knight to…morrow morning； and that to…night I shall
watch my arms in the chapel of this your castle； thus tomorrow； as I
have said； will be accomplished what I so much desire； enabling me
lawfully to roam through all the four quarters of the world seeking
adventures on behalf of those in distress； as is the duty of
chivalry and of knights…errant like myself； whose ambition is directed
to such deeds。〃
The landlord； who； as has been mentioned； was something of a wag；
and had already some suspicion of his guest's want of wits； was
quite convinced of it on hearing talk of this kind from him； and to
make sport for the night he determined to fall in with his humour。
So he told him he was quite right in pursuing the object he had in
view； and that such a motive was natural and becoming in cavaliers
as distinguished as he seemed and his gallant bearing showed him to
be； and that he himself in his younger days had followed the same
honourable calling； roaming in quest of adventures in various parts of
the world； among others the Curing…grounds of Malaga； the Isles of
Riaran； the Precinct of Seville； the Little Market of Segovia； the
Olivera of Valencia； the Rondilla of Granada； the Strand of San Lucar；
the Colt of Cordova； the Taverns of Toledo； and divers other quarters；
where he had proved the nimbleness of his feet and the lightness of
his fingers； doing many wrongs； cheating many widows； ruining maids
and swindling minors； and； in short； bringing himself under the notice
of almost every tribunal and court of justice in Spain； until at
last he had retired to this castle of his； where he was living upon
his property and upon that of others； and where he received all
knights…errant of whatever rank or condition they might be； all for
the great love he bore them and that they might share their
substance with him in return for his benevolence。 He told him；
moreover； that in this castle of his there was no chapel in which he
could watch his armour； as it had been pulled down in order to be
rebuilt； but that in a case of necessity it might； he knew； be watched
anywhere； and he might watch it that night in a courtyard of the
castle； and in the morning； God willing； the requisite ceremonies
might be performed so as to have him dubbed a knight； and so
thoroughly dubbed that nobody could be more so。 He asked if he had any
money with him； to which Don Quixote replied that he had not a
farthing； as in the histories of knights…errant he had never read of
any of them carrying any。 On this point the landlord told him he was
mistaken； for； though not recorded in the histories； because in the
author's opinion there was no need to mention anything so obvious
and necessary as money and clean shirts； it was not to be supposed
therefore that they did not carry them； and he might regard it as
certain and established that all knights…errant （about whom there were
so many full and unimpeachable books） carried well…furnished purses in
case of emergency； and likewise carried shirts and a little box of
ointment to cure the wounds they received。 For in those plains and
deserts where they engaged in combat and came out wounded； it was
not always that there was some one to cure them； unless indeed they
had for a friend some sage magician to succour them at once by
fetching through the air upon a cloud some damsel or dwarf with a vial
of water of such virtue that by tasting one drop of it they were cured
of their hurts and wounds in an instant and left as sound as if they
had not received any damage whatever。 But in case this should not
occur； the knights of old took care to see that their squires were
provided with money and other requisites； such as lint and ointments
for healing purposes； and when it happened that knights had no squires
（which was rarely and seldom the case） they themselves carried
everything in cunning saddle…bags that were hardly seen on the horse's
croup； as if it were something else of more importance； because；
unless for some such reason； carrying saddle…bags was not very
favourably regarded among knights…errant。 He therefore advised him
（and； as his godson so soon to be； he might even command him） never
from that time forth to travel without money and the usual
requirements； and he would find the advantage of them when he least
expected it。
Don Quixote promised to follow his advice scrupulously； and it was
arranged forthwith that he should watch his armour in a large yard
at one side of the inn； so； collecting it all together； Don Quixote
placed it on a trough that stood by the side of a well； and bracing
his buckler on his arm he grasped his lance and began with a stately
air to march up and down in front of the trough； and as he began his
march night began to fall。
The landlord told all the people who were in the inn about the craze
of his guest； the watching of the armour； and the dubbing ceremony
he contemplated。 Full of wonder at so strange a form of madness；
they flocked to see it from a distance； and observed with what
composure he sometimes paced up and down； or sometimes； leaning on his
lance； gazed on his armour without taking his eyes off it for ever
so long； and as the night closed in with a light from the moon so
brilliant that it might vie with his that lent it； everything the
novice knight did was plainly seen by all。
Meanwhile one of the carriers who were in the inn thought fit to
water his team； and it was necessary to remove Don Quixote's armour as
it lay on the trough； but he seeing the other appro