water his team； and it was necessary to remove Don Quixote's armour as
it lay on the trough； but he seeing the other approach hailed him in a
loud voice； 〃O thou； whoever thou art； rash knight that comest to
lay hands on the armour of the most valorous errant that ever girt
on sword； have a care what thou dost； touch it not unless thou wouldst
lay down thy life as the penalty of thy rashness。〃 The carrier gave no
heed to these words （and he would have done better to heed them if
he had been heedful of his health）； but seizing it by the straps flung
the armour some distance from him。 Seeing this； Don Quixote raised his
eyes to heaven； and fixing his thoughts； apparently； upon his lady
Dulcinea； exclaimed； 〃Aid me； lady mine； in this the first encounter
that presents itself to this breast which thou holdest in subjection；
let not thy favour and protection fail me in this first jeopardy；〃
and； with these words and others to the same purpose； dropping his
buckler he lifted his lance with both hands and with it smote such a
blow on the carrier's head that he stretched him on the ground； so
stunned that had he followed it up with a second there would have been
no need of a surgeon to cure him。 This done； he picked up his armour
and returned to his beat with the same serenity as before。
Shortly after this； another； not knowing what had happened （for
the carrier still lay senseless）； came with the same object of
giving water to his mules； and was proceeding to remove the armour
in order to clear the trough； when Don Quixote； without uttering a
word or imploring aid from anyone； once more dropped his buckler and
once more lifted his lance； and without actually breaking the second
carrier's head into pieces； made more than three of it； for he laid it
open in four。 At the noise all the people of the inn ran to the
spot； and among them the landlord。 Seeing this； Don Quixote braced his
buckler on his arm； and with his hand on his sword exclaimed； 〃O
Lady of Beauty； strength and support of my faint heart； it is time for
thee to turn the eyes of thy greatness on this thy captive knight on
the brink of so mighty an adventure。〃 By this he felt himself so
inspired that he would not have flinched if all the carriers in the
world had assailed him。 The comrades of the wounded perceiving the
plight they were in began from a distance to shower stones on Don
Quixote； who screened himself as best he could with his buckler； not
daring to quit the trough and leave his armour unprotected。 The
landlord shouted to them to leave him alone； for he had already told
them that he was mad； and as a madman he would not be accountable even
if he killed them all。 Still louder shouted Don Quixote； calling
them knaves and traitors； and the lord of the castle； who allowed
knights…errant to be treated in this fashion； a villain and a low…born
knight whom； had he received the order of knighthood； he would call to
account for his treachery。 〃But of you；〃 he cried； 〃base and vile
rabble； I make no account； fling； strike； come on； do all ye can
against me； ye shall see what the reward of your folly and insolence
will be。〃 This he uttered with so much spirit and boldness that he
filled his assailants with a terrible fear； and as much for this
reason as at the persuasion of the landlord they left off stoning him；
and he allowed them to carry off the wounded； and with the same
calmness and composure as before resumed the watch over his armour。
But these freaks of his guest were not much to the liking of the
landlord； so he determined to cut matters short and confer upon him at
once the unlucky order of knighthood before any further misadventure
could occur； so； going up to him； he apologised for the rudeness
which； without his knowledge； had been offered to him by these low
people； who； however； had been well punished for their audacity。 As he
had already told him； he said； there was no chapel in the castle；
nor was it needed for what remained to be done； for； as he
understood the ceremonial of the order； the whole point of being
dubbed a knight lay in the accolade and in the slap on the shoulder；
and that could be administered in the middle of a field； and that he
had now done all that was needful as to watching the armour； for all
requirements were satisfied by a watch of two hours only； while he had
been more than four about it。 Don Quixote believed it all； and told
him he stood there ready to obey him； and to make an end of it with as
much despatch as possible； for； if he were again attacked； and felt
himself to be dubbed knight； he would not； he thought； leave a soul
alive in the castle； except such as out of respect he might spare at
his bidding。
Thus warned and menaced； the castellan forthwith brought out a
book in which he used to enter the straw and barley he served out to
the carriers； and； with a lad carrying a candle…end； and the two
damsels already mentioned； he returned to where Don Quixote stood； and
bade him kneel down。 Then； reading from his account…book as if he were
repeating some devout prayer； in the middle of his delivery he
raised his hand and gave him a sturdy blow on the neck； and then； with
his own sword； a smart slap on the shoulder； all the while muttering
between his teeth as if he was saying his prayers。 Having done this；
he directed one of the ladies to gird on his sword； which she did with
great self…possession and gravity； and not a little was required to
prevent a burst of laughter at each stage of the ceremony； but what
they had already seen of the novice knight's prowess kept their
laughter within bounds。 On girding him with the sword the worthy
lady said to him； 〃May God make your worship a very fortunate
knight； and grant you success in battle。〃 Don Quixote asked her name
in order that he might from that time forward know to whom he was
beholden for the favour he had received； as he meant to confer upon
her some portion of the honour he acquired by the might of his arm。
She answered with great humility that she was called La Tolosa； and
that she was the daughter of a cobbler of Toledo who lived in the
stalls of Sanchobienaya； and that wherever she might be she would
serve and esteem him as her lord。 Don Quixote said in reply that she
would do him a favour if thenceforward she assumed the 〃Don〃 and
called herself Dona Tolosa。 She promised she would； and then the other
buckled on his spur； and with her followed almost the same
conversation as with the lady of the sword。 He asked her name； and she
said it was La Molinera； and that she was the daughter of a
respectable miller of Antequera； and of her likewise Don Quixote
requested that she would adopt the 〃Don〃 and call herself Dona
Molinera； making offers to her further services and favours。
Having thus； with hot haste and speed； brought to a conclusion these
never…till…now…seen ceremonies； Don Quixote was on thorns until he saw
himself on horseback sallying forth in quest of adventures； and
saddling Rocinante at once he mounted； and embracing his host； as he
returned thanks for his kindness in knighting him； he addressed him in
language so extraordinary that it is impossible to convey an idea of
it or report it。 The landlord； to get him out of the inn； replied with
no less rhetoric though with shorter words； and without calling upon
him to pay the reckoning let him go with a Godspeed。
CHAPTER IV
OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN
DAY was dawning when Don Quixote quitted the inn； so happy； so
gay； so exhilarated at finding himself now dubbed a knight； that his
joy was like to burst his horse…girths。 However； recalling the
advice of his host as to the requisites he ought to carry with him；
especially that referring to money and shirts； he determined to go
home and provide himself with all； and also with a squire； for he
reckoned upon securing a farm…labourer； a neighbour of his； a poor man
with a family； but very well qualified for the office of squire to a
knight。 With this object he turned his horse's head towards his
village； and Rocinante； thus reminded of his old quarters； stepped out
so briskly that he hardly seemed to tread the earth。
He had not gone far； when out of a thicket on his right there seemed
to come feeble cries as of some one in distress； and the instant he
heard them he exclaimed； 〃Thanks be to heaven for the favour it
accords me； that it so soon offers me an opportunity of fulfilling the
obligation I have undertaken； and gathering the fruit of my
ambition。 These cries； no doubt； come from some man or woman in want
of help； and needing my aid and protection；〃 and wheeling； he turned
Rocinante in the direction whence the cries seemed to proceed。 He
had gone but a few paces into the wood； when he saw a mare tied to
an oak； and tied to another； and stripped from the waist upwards； a
youth of about fifteen years of age； from whom the cries came。 Nor
were they without cause； for a lusty farmer was flogging him with a
belt and following up every blow with scoldings and commands；
repeating； 〃Your mouth shut and your eyes open！〃 while the youth
made answer； 〃I won't do it again； master mine； by God's passion I
won't do it again； and I'll take more care of the flock another time。〃
Seeing what was going on； Don Quixote said in an angry voice；
〃Discourteous knight； it ill becomes you to assail one who cannot
defend himself； mount your steed and take your lance〃 （for there was a
lance leaning against the oak to which the mare was tied）； 〃and I will
make you know that you are behaving as a coward。〃 The farmer； seeing
before him this figure in full armour brandishing a lance over his
head； gave himself up for dead； and made answer meekly； 〃Sir Knight；
this youth that I am chastising is my servant； employed by me to watch
a flock of sheep that I have hard by； and he is so careless that I
lose one every day； and when I punish him for his carelessness and
knavery he says I do it out of niggardliness； to escape paying him the
wages I owe him； and before God； and on my soul； he lies。〃
〃Lies before me； base clown！〃 said Don Quixote。 〃By the sun that
shines on us I have a mind to run you through with this lance。 Pay him