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necessity　for　collecting　himself　and　communing　with　his　mind。

Meanwhile；　the　wisdom　of　the　serpent　suggests　that　the　man　will

have　had　only　one　birthday　in　all　that　time；　for　how　can　any　man

have　more　than　one；　seeing　that　he　is　born　once　and　dies　once？　　The

blushing　Uncommercial　stands　corrected；　and　amends　the　formula。

Pondering　ensues；　two　or　three　wrong　answers　are　offered；　and

Cymbals　strikes　up　'Six！'　but　doesn't　know　why。　　Then　modestly

emerging　from　his　Academic　Grove　of　corduroys　appears　the　fifer；

right　arm　extended；　right　leg　foremost；　bump　irradiated。　　'Twelve；

and　two　over！'



The　feminine　Short…Timers　passed　a　similar　examination；　and　very

creditably　too。　　Would　have　done　better　perhaps；　with　a　little　more

geniality　on　the　part　of　their　pupil…teacher；　for　a　cold　eye；　my

young　friend；　and　a　hard；　abrupt　manner；　are　not　by　any　means　the

powerful　engines　that　your　innocence　supposes　them　to　be。　　Both

girls　and　boys　wrote　excellently；　from　copy　and　dictation；　both

could　cook；　both　could　mend　their　own　clothes；　both　could　clean　up

everything　about　them　in　an　orderly　and　skilful　way；　the　girls

having　womanly　household　knowledge　superadded。　　Order　and　method

began　in　the　songs　of　the　Infant　School　which　I　visited　likewise；

and　they　were　even　in　their　dwarf　degree　to　be　found　in　the

Nursery；　where　the　Uncommercial　walking…stick　was　carried　off　with

acclamations；　and　where　'the　Doctor'　…　a　medical　gentleman　of　two；

who　took　his　degree　on　the　night　when　he　was　found　at　an

apothecary's　door　…　did　the　honours　of　the　establishment　with　great

urbanity　and　gaiety。



These　have　long　been　excellent　schools；　long　before　the　days　of　the

Short…Time。　　I　first　saw　them；　twelve　or　fifteen　years　ago。　　But

since　the　introduction　of　the　Short…Time　system　it　has　been　proved

here　that　eighteen　hours　a　week　of　book…learning　are　more

profitable　than　thirty…six；　and　that　the　pupils　are　far　quicker　and

brighter　than　of　yore。　　The　good　influences　of　music　on　the　whole

body　of　children　have　likewise　been　surprisingly　proved。　　Obviously

another　of　the　immense　advantages　of　the　Short…Time　system　to　the

cause　of　good　education　is　the　great　diminution　of　its　cost；　and　of

the　period　of　time　over　which　it　extends。　　The　last　is　a　most

important　consideration；　as　poor　parents　are　always　impatient　to

profit　by　their　children's　labour。



It　will　be　objected：　　Firstly；　that　this　is　all　very　well；　but

special　local　advantages　and　special　selection　of　children　must　be

necessary　to　such　success。　　Secondly；　that　this　is　all　very　well；

but　must　be　very　expensive。　　Thirdly；　that　this　is　all　very　well；

but　we　have　no　proof　of　the　results；　sir；　no　proof。



On　the　first　head　of　local　advantages　and　special　selection。　　Would

Limehouse　Hole　be　picked　out　for　the　site　of　a　Children's　Paradise？

Or　would　the　legitimate　and　illegitimate　pauper　children　of　the

long…shore　population　of　such　a　riverside　district；　be　regarded　as

unusually　favourable　specimens　to　work　with？　　Yet　these　schools　are

at　Limehouse；　and　are　the　Pauper　Schools　of　the　Stepney　Pauper

Union。



On　the　second　head　of　expense。　　Would　sixpence　a　week　be　considered

a　very　large　cost　for　the　education　of　each　pupil；　including　all

salaries　of　teachers　and　rations　of　teachers？　　But　supposing　the

cost　were　not　sixpence　a　week；　not　fivepence？　it　is　FOURPENCE…

HALFPENNY。



On　the　third　head　of　no　proof；　sir；　no　proof。　　Is　there　any　proof

in　the　facts　that　Pupil　Teachers　more　in　number；　and　more　highly

qualified；　have　been　produced　here　under　the　Short…Time　system　than

under　the　Long…Time　system？　　That　the　Short…Timers；　in　a　writing

competition；　beat　the　Long…Timers　of　a　first…class　National　School？

That　the　sailor…boys　are　in　such　demand　for　merchant　ships；　that

whereas；　before　they　were　trained；　10L。　premium　used　to　be　given

with　each　boy　…　too　often　to　some　greedy　brute　of　a　drunken

skipper；　who　disappeared　before　the　term　of　apprenticeship　was　out；

if　the　ill…used　boy　didn't　…　captains　of　the　best　character　now

take　these　boys　more　than　willingly；　with　no　premium　at　all？　　That

they　are　also　much　esteemed　in　the　Royal　Navy；　which　they　prefer；

'because　everything　is　so　neat　and　clean　and　orderly'？　　Or；　is

there　any　proof　in　Naval　captains　writing　'Your　little　fellows　are

all　that　I　can　desire'？　　Or；　is　there　any　proof　in　such　testimony

as　this：　　'The　owner　of　a　vessel　called　at　the　school；　and　said

that　as　his　ship　was　going　down　Channel　on　her　last　voyage；　with

one　of　the　boys　from　the　school　on　board；　the　pilot　said；　〃It　would

be　as　well　if　the　royal　were　lowered；　I　wish　it　were　down。〃

Without　waiting　for　any　orders；　and　unobserved　by　the　pilot；　the

lad；　whom　they　had　taken　on　board　from　the　school；　instantly

mounted　the　mast　and　lowered　the　royal；　and　at　the　next　glance　of

the　pilot　to　the　masthead；　he　perceived　that　the　sail　had　been　let

down。　　He　exclaimed；　〃Who's　done　that　job？〃　　The　owner；　who　was　on

board；　said；　〃That　was　the　little　fellow　whom　I　put　on　board　two

days　ago。〃　　The　pilot　immediately　said；　〃Why；　where　could　he　have

been　brought　up？〃　　The　boy　had　never　seen　the　sea　or　been　on　a　real

ship　before'？　　Or；　is　there　any　proof　in　these　boys　being　in

greater　demand　for　Regimental　Bands　than　the　Union　can　meet？　　Or；

in　ninety…eight　of　them　having　gone　into　Regimental　Bands　in　three

years？　　Or；　in　twelve　of　them　being　in　the　band　of　one　regiment？

Or；　in　the　colonel　of　that　regiment　writing；　'We　want　six　more

boys；　they　are　excellent　lads'？　　Or；　in　one　of　the　boys　having

risen　to　be　band…corporal　in　the　same　regiment？　　Or；　in　employers

of　all　kinds　chorusing；　'Give　us　drilled　boys；　for　they　are　prompt；

obedient；　and　punctual'？　　Other　proofs　I　have　myself　beheld　with

these　Uncommercial　eyes；　though　I　do　not　regard　myself　as　having　a

right　to　relate　in　what　social　positions　they　have　seen　respected

men　and　women　who　were　once　pauper　children　of　the　Stepney　Union。



Into　what　admirable　soldiers　others　of　these　boys　have　the

capabilities　for　being　turned；　I　need　not　point　out。　　Many　of　them

are　always　ambitious　of　military　service；　and　once　upon　a　time　when

an　old　boy　came　back　to　see　the　old　place；　a　cavalry　soldier　all

complete；　WITH　HIS　SPURS　ON；　such　a　yearning　broke　out　to　get　into

cavalry　regiments　and　wear　those　sublime　appendages；　that　it　was

one　of　the　greatest　excitements　ever　known　in　the　school。　　The

girls　make　excellent　domestic　servants；　and　at　certain　periods　come

back；　a　score　or　two　at　a　time；　to　see　the　old　building；　and　to

take　tea　with　the　old　teachers；　and　to　hear　the　old　band；　and　to

see　the　old　ship　with　her　masts　towering　up　above　the　neighbouring

roofs　and　chimneys。　　As　to　the　physical　health　of　these　schools；　it

is　so　exceptionally　remarkable　（simply　because　the　sanitary

regulations　are　as　good　as　the　other　educational　arrangements）；

that　when　Mr。　TUFNELL；　the　Inspector；　first　stated　it　in　a　report；

he　was　supposed；　in　spite　of　his　high　character；　to　have　been

betrayed　into　some　extraordinary　mistake　or　exaggeration。　　In　the

moral　health　of　these　schools　…　where　corporal　punishment　is

unknown　…　Truthfulness　stands　high。　　When　the　ship　was　first

erected；　the　boys　were　forbidden　to　go　aloft；　until　the　nets；　which

are　now　always　there；　were　stretched　as　a　precaution　against

accidents。　　Certain　boys；　in　their　eagerness；　disobeyed　the

injunction；　got　out　of　window　in　the　early　daylight；　and　climbed　to

the　masthead。　　One　boy　unfortunately　fell；　and　was　killed。　　There

was　no　clue　to　the　others；　but　all　the　boys　were　assembled；　and　the

chairman　of　the　Board　addressed　them。　　'I　promise　nothing；　you　see

what　a　dreadful　thing　has　happened；　you　know　what　a　grave　offence

it　is　that　has　led　to　such　a　consequence；　I　cannot　say　what　will　be

done　with　the　offenders；　but；　boys；　you　have　been　trained　here；

above　all　things；　to　respect　the　truth。　　I　want　the　truth。　　Who　are

the　delinquents？'　　Instantly；　the　whole　number　of　boys　concerned；

separated　from　the　rest；　and　stood　out。



Now；　the　head　and　heart　of　that　gentleman　（it　is　needless　to　say；　a

good　head　and　a　good　heart）　have　been　deeply　interested　in　these

schools　for　many　years；　and　are　so　still；　and　the　establishment　is

very　fortunate　in　a　most　admirable　master；　and　moreover　the　schools

of　the　Stepney　Union　cannot　have　got　to　be　what　they　are；　without

the　Stepney　Board　of　Guardians　having　been　earnest　and　humane　men

strongly　imbued　with　a　sense　of　their　responsibility。　　But　what　one

set　of　men　can　do　in　this　wise；　another　set　of　men　can　do；　and　this

is　a　noble　example　to　all　other　Bodies　and　Unions；　and　a　noble

example　to　the　State。　　Followed；　and　enlarged　upon　by　its

enforcement　on　bad　parents；　it　would　clear　London　streets　of　the

most　terrible　objects　they　smite　the　sight　with　…　myriads　of　little

children　who　awfully　reverse　Our　Saviour's　words；　and　are　not　of

the　Kingdom　of　Heaven；　but　of　the　Kingdom　of　Hell。



Clear　the　public　streets　of　such　shame；　and　the　public　conscience

of　such　reproach？　　Ah！　　Almost　prophetic；　surely；　the　child's

jingle：





When　will　that　be；

Say　the　bells　of　Step…ney！







CHAPTER　XXII　…　BOUND　FOR　THE　GREAT　SALT　LAKE







Behold　me　on　my　way　to　an　Emigrant　Ship；　on　a　hot　morning　early　in

June。　　My　road　lies　through　that　part　of　London　generally　known　to

the　initiated　as　'Down　by　the　Docks。'　　Down　by　the　Docks；　is　home

to　a　good　many　people　…　to　too　many；　if　I　may　judge　from　the

overflow　of　local　population　in　the　streets　…　but　my　nose

insinuates　that　the　number　to　whom　it　is　Sweet　Home　might　be　easily

counted。　　Down　by　the　Docks；　is　a　region　I　would　choose　as　my　point

of　embarkation　aboard　ship　if　I　were　an　emigrant。　　It　would　present

my　intention　to　me　in　such　a　sensible　light；　it　would　show　me　so

many　things　to　be　run　away　from。



Down　by　the　Docks；　they　eat　the　largest　oysters　and　scatter　the

roughest　oyster…shells；　known　to　the