hints； as if he thought the lady in danger； and wished she were well out
of it。 His master； he said； had heard she had a brother in life； and since
that deprived him of all chance of gaining her domains by purchase； he
in short； Gaunt wished they were safely separated。 ‘‘If any injury；''
quoth he； ‘‘should happen to the damsel here； it were ill for us all。 I tried；
by an innocent stratagem； to frighten her from the castle； by introducing
a figure through a trap…door； and warning her； as if by a voice from the
dead； to retreat from thence； but the giglet is wilful； and is running upon
her fate。''
Finding Gaunt； although covetous and communicative； too faithful a
servant to his wicked master to take any active steps against his commands；
Fitzosborne applied himself to old Ursely； whom he found more tractable。
Through her he learned the dreadful plot Gaston had laid to rid himself of his
kinswoman； and resolved to effect her deliverance。 But aware of the delicacy
of Emma's situation； he charged Ursely to conceal from her the interest he
took in her distress； resolving to watch over her in disguise until he saw
her in a place of safety。 Hence the appearance he made before her in
various dresses during her journey； in the course of which he was never far
distant； and he had always four stout yeomen within hearing of his bugle；
had assistance been necessary。 When she was placed in safety at the
lodge； it was Fitzosborne's intention to have prevailed upon his sisters to
visit； and take her under their protection； but he found them absent from
Diggswell； having gone to attend an aged relation who lay dangerously ill
in a distant county。 They did not return until the day before the May…games；
and the other events followed too rapidly to permit Fitzosborne to
lay any plan for introducing them to Lady Emma Darcy。 On the day of
the chase he resolved to preserve his romantic disguise； and attend the
Lady Emma as a forester； partly to have the pleasure of being near her；
and partly to judge whether； according to an idle report in the country；
she favoured his friend and comrade Fitzallen of Marden。 This last motive；
it may easily be believed； he did not declare to the company。 After the
skirmish with the ruffians； he waited till the Baron and the hunters arrived；
and then； still doubting the farther designs of Gaston； hastened to his castle；
to arm the band which had escorted them to Queenhoo…Hall。
Fitzosborne's story being finished； he received the thanks of all the company；
particularly of St。 Clere； who felt deeply the respectful delicacy with
which he had conducted himself towards his sister。 The lady was carefully
informed of her obligations to him； and it is left to the well…judging reader；
whether even the raillery of Lady Eleanor made her regret that Heaven had
only employed natural means for her security； and that the guardian angel
was converted into a handsome； gallant； and enamoured knight。
The joy of the company in the hall extended itself to the buttery； where
Gregory the jester narrated such feats of arms done by himself in the fray
of the morning as might have shamed Bevis and Guy of Warwick。 He
was； according to his narrative； singled out for destruction by the gigantic
Baron himself； while he abandoned to meaner hands the destruction of St。
Clere and Fitzosborne。
‘‘But certes；'' said he； ‘‘the foul paynim met his match； for； ever as he
foined at me with his brand； I parried his blows with my bauble； and closing
with him upon the third veny； threw him to the ground； and made him
cry recreant to an unarmed man。''
‘‘Tush； man。'' said Drawslot； ‘‘thou forgettest thy best auxiliaries； the
good greyhounds； Help and Holdfast！ I warrant thee； that when the
humpbacked Baron caught thee by the cowl； which he hath almost torn
of； thou hadst been in a fair plight had they not remembered an old friend；
and come in to the rescue。 Why； man； I found them fastened on him
myself； and there was odd staying and suckling to make them ‘ware
haunch！' Their mouths were full of the flex； for I pulled a piece of the
garment from their jaws。 I warrant thee； that when they brought him to
the ground； thou fled'st like a frighted pricket。''
‘‘And as for Gregory's gigantic paynim；'' said Fabian； ‘‘why； he lies
yonder in the guard…room； the very size； shape； and colour of a spider in a
yew…hedge。''
‘‘It is false；'' said Gregory； ‘‘Colbrand the Dane was a dwarf to him。''
‘‘It is as true；'' returned Fabian； ‘‘as that the Tasker is to be married；
on Tuesday； to Pretty Margery。 Gregory； thy sheet hath brought them
between a pair of blankets。''
‘‘I care no more for such a gillflirt；'' said the Jester； ‘‘than I do for thy
leasings。 Marry； thou hop…o'…my…thumb； happy wouldst thou be could thy
head reach the captive Baron's girdle。''
‘‘By the mass；'' said Peter Lanaret； ‘‘I will have one peep at this burly
gallant；'' and leaving the buttery； he went to the guard…room where Gaston
St。 Clere was confined。 A man…at…arms； who kept sentinel on the strong
studded door of the apartment； said he believed he slept； for that after
raging； stamping； and uttering the most horrid imprecations； he had been
of late perfectly still。 The Falconer gently drew back a sliding board； of
a foot square； towards the top of the door； which covered a hole of the
same size； strongly latticed； through which the warder； without opening the
door； could look in upon his prisoner。 From this aperture he beheld the
wretched Gaston suspended by the neck； by his own girdle； to an iron ring
in the side of his prison。 He had clambered to it by means of the table
on which his food had been placed； and in the agonies of shame and disappointed
malice； had adopted this mode of ridding himself of a wretched
life。 He was found yet warm； but totally lifeless。 A proper account of
the manner of his death was drawn up and certified。 He was buried that
evening in the chapel of the castle； out of respect to his high birth； and
the chaplain of Fitzallen of Marden； who said the service upon the occasion；
preached； the next Sunday； an excellent sermon upon the text； _Radix malorum
est cupiditas；） which we have here transcribed。
* * * * * * *
＇Here the manuscript； from which we have painfully transcribed； and
frequently； as it were； translated this tale； for the reader's edification； is so
indistinct and defaced； that； excepting certain howbeits； nathlesses； lo ye's！
etc。； we can pick out little that is intelligible； saving that avarice is defined
‘‘a likourishness of heart after earthly things。'' A little farther； there
seems to have been a gay account of Margery's wedding with Ralph the
Tasker； the running at the quintain； and other rural games practised on
the occasion。 There are also fragments of a mock sermon preached by
Gregory upon that occasion； as； for example：…
‘‘My dear cursed caitiffs； there was once a king； and he wedded a young
old queen； and she had a child； and this child was sent to Solomon the
Sage； praying he would give it the same blessing which he got from the
witch of Endor when she bit him by the heel。 Hereof speaks the worthy
Dr。 Radigundus Potator； why should not mass be said for all the roasted
shoe souls served up in the king's dish on Saturday； for true it is； that
St。 Peter asked father Adam； as they journeyed to Camelot； an high； great；
and doubtful question； ‘Adam； Adam； why eatedst thou the apple without
paring？' ''
* This tirade of gibberish is literally taken or selected from a mock discourse
* pronounced by a professed jester； which occurs in an ancient manuscript in the
* Advocates' Library； the same from which the late ingenious Mr。 Weber published
* the curious comic romance of the Hunting of the Hare。 It was introduced in
* compliance with Mr。 Strutt's plan of rendering his tale an illustration of ancient
* manners。 A similar burlesque sermon is pronounced by the Fool in Sir David
* Lindesay's satire of the Three Estates。 The nonsense and vulgar burlesque of that
* composition illustrate the ground of Sir Andrew Aguecheek's eulogy on the exploits
* of the jester in Twelfth Night； who； reserving his sharper jests for Sir Toby； had
* doubtless enough of the jargon of his calling to captivate the imbecility of his
* brother knight； who is made to exclaim…‘‘In sooth thou wast in very gracious
* fooling last night； when thou spokest of Pigrogremitus； and of the vapours passing
* the equinoctials of Quenbus； 'twas very good； i' faith！'' It is entertaining to find
* commentators seeking to discover some meaning in the professional jargon of such
* a passage as this。
With much goodly gibberish to the same effect； which display of Gregory's
ready wit not only threw the whole company into convulsions of
laughter； but made such an impression on Rose； the Potter's daughter；
that it was thought it would be the Jester's own fault if Jack was long
without his Jill。 Much pithy matter； concerning the bringing the bride to
bed； the loosing the bridegroom's points； the scramble which ensued for
them； and the casting of the stocking； is also omitted from its obscurity。
The following song； which has been since borrowed by the worshipful
author of the famous ‘‘History of Fryar Bacon；'' has been with difficulty
deciphered。 It seems to have been sung on occasion of carrying home the
bride。
BRIDAL SONG。
_To the tune of…‘‘I have been a Fiddler；'' etc。_
And did you not hear of a mirth befell
The morrow after a wedding day；
And carrying a bride at home to dwell？
And away to Tewin； away； away！
The quintain was set； and the garlands were made；…
'Tis pity old customs should ever decay；
And wo be to him that was horsed on a jade；
For he carried no credit away； away。
We met a concert of fiddle…de…dees；
We set them a cockhorse； and made them play
The winning of Bullen； and Upsey…frees；
And away to Tewin； away； away！
There was ne'er a lad in all the parish
That would go to the plough that day；
But on his fore…horse his wench he carries；
And away to Tewin； away； away！
The butler was quick； and the ale he did tap：
The maidens did make the cha